Plantplot Update 2.

[can_feel_pain]

[Previous crisis updates: Update One.]

ALERT.

Information from second wave of scans has returned. Now being displayed in a comfortable, user-friendly form for your viewing pleasure.

Plant Growth: Observe area now covered in plantlife here. Plant growth has resumed, and now covers a large area. Seeds have been released, spawning new, smaller

Comments

[crazy_battery]

There is the computer equivalent of someone suddenly grabbing you and lifting you up. There is, apparently, more than one intelligence online here.

[can_feel_pain]

"Please cease and desist, or I am afraid you will get no cake." Serenely.

[crazy_battery]

Several moments pass.

"Cake is what?" comes the response. "Are you also Brenstoff? [Do you speak Himmel's Tongue?]"

[can_feel_pain]

"I am not familiar with the term Brenstoff." Even in that odd, off-kilter, almost emotionless voice, GLaDOS manages to sound scathing.

People who don't know what cake is deserve no sympathy. They're bad people.