DisContinuity

[sharpmaskedman]

I haven't seen the movie. I don't want to see the movie. Heck, I don't even like acknowledging the movie's existence. But some people have it as their jobs to acknowledge, see, and yes, even attempt to rationally critique the movie.

And they should be applauded for their efforts. Behold: Commentary Tracks of the Damned: The Spirit, via the Onion

Comments

[inndependent]

aaaaaugh augh icky ikcy god that man is such a creep D:

I would go shower to get the icky off but for the fear that somewhere Frank Miller is thinking about it icky icky icky aaaugh.

[sharpmaskedman]

... well. Now I'm thinking about it, which. Probably doesn't help much either.

[slashing_canon]

Well I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt here and assume you're not even fractionally as creepy as Frank Miller.

Which. Makes it somewhat more helpful. Or. Less unhelpful.

Mainly I just don't want Frank Miller to ever think about anything that he enjoys or might theoretically enjoy.

[xtreme_schemes]

And that's very generous of you.

[get_sometail]

At one point, both participants titter over a scene where love interest Eva Mendes sits on a photocopier, copies her tush, and waves the photocopy around while pointedly calling someone “a perfect ass.” Del Prete says the photocopy was one prop the art department really enjoyed creating; “they kept getting girls to audition for it… We had a lot of volunteers to work on that project.” Miller stammers “I-I just come up with this stuff, I-I-I-I don’t comment on it.”

I do not want this man to die in a fire, or anything possibly resembling any of the hyper-macho crap that he relishes in, because he makes hyper-macho lame and un-fun. I hope he drowns in a sea of teddie bears that say "YOUR MOTHER IS A CLASSY LADY :)" when you squeeze them.

[sharpmaskedman]

I like your idea better anyway.

[cqcingly]

I got distracted when he got to "kitten melting."

[cognitagonist]

. . . Oh. . . . Oh, Frank Miller. . . .