Supernatural/True Blood fic

[sharpest_rose]

As requested by orange74. For the hc_bingo square "homelessness", but pretty much only insofar as it's pre-series Supernatural and therefore kind of "homelessness" by default.

Comments

[orange74]

perfect!

thanks <3

[sharpest_rose]

Thanks for the prompt. :D

[nova_bright]

AHHAHAHA OH JASON YOU ARE SO SMOOTH

[sharpest_rose]

I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU WATCH SEASON TWO IN WHICH HE VOWS CELIBACY AND LASTS LIKE SIX EPISODES.

[nova_bright]

I WILL JUST THROW UP ALL OVER MYSELF FROM THE MOTTS IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT MARY

[sharpest_rose]

NO NO NO, WHAT WILL MAKE YOU THROW UP IS WHEN ERIC GOES ON A MURDER RAMPAGE WHEN HE'S GOT FOILS SETTING IN HIS HAIR AND THEN HE GETS BLOOD IN HIS HAIR AND HAS TO GET IT CUT OFF AND THEN BILL COMPLEMENTS IT IN PUBLIC AND THE SALESLADY SERVING BILL THINKS THEY ARE A COUPLE AND ERIC AND BILL ARE TOO BUSY ARGUING OVER WHO IS MORE OF A JERK TO SOOKIE TO NOTICE.

[missyjack]

LOL! Love it!

[dine]

hahahahahaha! oh, Jason, you're SO not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?

this was fabulous and I'm sure they all enjoyed themselves thoroughly