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[See Squalo. Squatting on top of a building, perhaps? Because behind him is only sky. Oh, he's definitely happy right now, with that grin on his face... it's not plainly happy though. Also slightly crazy, and slightly bloodthirsty.]

Vooooooi so what the fuck is going on now, huh?!

I'm not complaining that I woke up with all my stuff returned and an

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[You know what else you might see, Squalo? A tall woman with some oddly familiar features who also among the zombies, but she's just walking around the city as if they aren't even there. She has a Gardevoir and a Meloetta doing all the dirty work for her, and in an elegant and graceful manner. Those zombies aren't getting anywhere near her. As for the weird kid, she just walks by him without so much as a second glance.]

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Whatever.

[Xanxa follows him up to the room and promptly drops her bags on the floor, returning her Pokémon once they've done the same. Then she instinctively walks over to the bed that Xanxus was originally occupying and wastes no time in kicking off her boots and flopping on the bed.]

Get me some alcohol.

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[And there'll be tequila the moment Squalo's had the chance to put the bags down by her bed. He hands her her drink and sets the bottle down on the nightstand, so if this is acceptable he'll sit the fuck down now, himself.]

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[Xanxa sits up and props some pillows against the headboard before leaning back into them and taking that bottle of tequila from the table, taking a sip right away.]

How long have you been here?

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Three months now. [Yeeep flopping down on his own bed now. Holy shit, today, wtf. Also, calling his Lucario and his Garchomp back, since they're no longer needed for carrying Xanxa's shit.]

Bel was here too for a while, and a guy called Fran, but I haven't seen him in weeks.

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Oh.

[She chugs down the rest of that tequila as quickly as she can, then she chucks the empty bottle onto the floor and adjusts her pillows, laying back down.]

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[Squalo finally gets to unlacing his boots too, after blinking once, twice more at this apparition there. She-Boss is a strange sight to him, even if she's definitely hot. --and he really shouldn't even be thinking that, fuck.

Squalo's Absol sits by his bedside, uncertainly eyeing the woman on the bed across the room and Squalo by turns. Hello, awkward silence.]

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[Sorry, Squalo, but those thoughts probably aren't going to go away anytime soon; Xanxa is now proceeding to take off her clothes. With the exception of her black lace bra and panties. No, she is not drunk.

Much like Xanxus has the perfect male body, Xanxa has the perfect female body; nice womanly curves, C-cup breasts, fine ass, scars... Enjoy the sight while you still can.]

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[Of course she's not drunk, that was just one bottle of tequila. Never mind that Squalo would be fucking unconcious from that, he knows his boss's tolerance, and seriously doubts that changes with the chromosomes.

This does not stop him from staring.

brb, dumbfounded. Wait, oh, right, boots, he was going to be taking those off, let's focus on that.]

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[She sees you staring, Squalo. She doesn't quite blame him, though; her body is much more developed than it was when she was sixteen. It's somewhat amusing, though, since the Squalo in her world is completely unfazed by this shit now.]

Like what you see?

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[Well, if he's been around her for years on end, that figures. Besides the fact that this Squalo here hasn't ever and never will get the chance to get used to this, for reasons obvious only to him at the moment. He's damn glad for his composure now, because right about now spluttering would just make everything a million times more embarassing. He gives a half-shrug half-nod as he answers.]

Well... yeah, sure do.

[What's this shame thing you speak of.]

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[What a brave sharky. Xanxa isn't mad, though. In fact, there's a small hint of a smirk on her face.]

Too bad you're only fifteen.

[And with that she's crawling under the covers now. No more eye candy for Squalo.]

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[Waitwaitwaitwaitwait back up the funbus. That's. Not. Really implying - ...Christ, better not to think about that. shit, he'll be missing out- She's probably kidding, anyway, the thought of 'Yeah, she would' crosses his mind. Even if the term "bastard" doesn't really apply here anymore.

But that smirk he saw makes him doubt it. So yes. Stare, blink, staaaaaaaare you aren't even kidding are you---]

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[Xanxa makes herself comfortable under the covers and looks back at Squalo. ...Why is he still staring?]

What?

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[He shakes his head.] ...Never mind.

[Squalo gets off the bed, running his hand over his face.] I need a fucking shower.

[Really, Johto? Really...? Well, he stalks off.]

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[Aww, poor Squalo. Xanxa just watches him disappear into the bathroom and curls up where she's laying, closing her eyes. She'll be sound asleep by the time Squalo gets out of the shower.]