I'm just tryin' to bone ya, ain't tryin' to have no babies

[sharinganheir]

[Private to Rin]
Do you know how to knit?
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[Private to Evil!Itachi and Anbu!Itachi]
We should have a threesome. What do you think?
[/Private]My daughter's birthday just passed, and it was a nice day. Although I once again celebrated it on the wrong day. Ever since Ino disappeared, I have never been able to keep Histuki's birthday

Comments

[anbu_uchiha]

I have told you before that I'm not interested in a threesome. Least of all with him.

[sharinganheir]

I simply thought it might be amazing, aniki.

[anbu_uchiha]

...Amazing to watch us try killing each other?

[sharinganheir]

I suppose you have a bit of a point... but I would think I am distracting enough to prevent that.

[medic_nin_rin]

Actually, when I was pregnant with Arashi, Miyuki ended up teaching me a little. With how early Arashi was born, I guess I never did finish his baby blanket, and I mean things got so hectic so quick after that ...

What did you need me to do? and why was I thinking it was the 9th ... I ... I'm just as bad at this. Arashi's is the 7th? Right? Or was that the 9th?

[sharinganheir]

I need a pair of mittens made, for my brother. Pink with a pastel blue kitten knitted into them, and googly eyes glued on. Perhaps some thermal inserts would be good as well.

[sanguinarycrow]

...I am not even going to dignify that atrocity of a proposition with a response.

[sharinganheir]

You just did, my spare..

[sanguinarycrow]

...

[sharinganheir]

Would you be willing to satiate me with yourself and a clone?

[spark_of_genius]

Forgetting your daughter's birthday--yes that sounds like the sort of thing a genius Uchiha would do.

At least my idiot younger brother could keep important dates straigth.

[sharinganheir]

I should buy a calendar...

[spark_of_genius]

That won't help you if you put all the wrong dates on it, duckie dear.

[sharinganheir]

Which is why I won't put the wrong dates.

[spoiled_pigirl]

You should work on that. It's very important to a girl for her father to remember when her birthday is. Trust me.

I could help you remember~

[sharinganheir]

Exactly how could you help me remember?

[spoiled_pigirl]

I'm excellent at remembering dates, and I'm pretty good at finding ways to help other people remember them--also, there are some pretty handy jutsu for date recall.

[sharinganheir]

Hn. All right. December 4th and January 7th.