When tomorrow comes, we'll be one of them, and our only purpose is, to kill all those not dead

[shared_boxers]

I just got a call back about the zombie gig. I'm going up to Boulder on Saturday to be a zombie in a movie, and I'll get lunch and a DVD of me being a zombie. I might be an office worker that gets attacked by zombies, but I'm going to try to put my foot down on actually being a zombie.

Colorado rules.

Comments

[shared_boxers]

I can show my range. But, if I'm already a zombie, then I can create the backstory that I was a super zombie killer and got attacked by a horde of 10,000 zombies. I managed to take out 3,000 of 'em before they finally overran me.

[loosechanj]

Just as long as your brains don't get eaten in the attack, wouldn't it mean you become a zombie later on?

[shared_boxers]

If my brains get eatten, then I wouldn't come back. Damage the brain, bring down the beast.

[mike6937]

Would your office worker successfully fend off the undead? I can't see you taking a dive in a zombie fight, even for a movie.

[shared_boxers]

I don't know, the concept is that a company's department is getting outsourced to another country and the severence package is getting eatten by zombies. It doesn't look good for our pre-undead heroes. I'd rather just be a zombie and take out as many humans as possible. If you can think like a zombie, then you can better kill them later when the armies of the living dead rise.

[mike6937]

But how can one think like a creature who's characterized by an inability to think? You have raised and interesting philisophical question here. What is the sound of a one armed zombie clapping?

[evilgetyours]

you are so absolutely cool.

will you be posting this dvd? yeeeees?

[shared_boxers]

Perhaps. At the very 'least pictures of me as a zombie. :)

and thanks :)

[cexykat]

that's so sweet! i'm so happy for you!

[shared_boxers]

Yeah, pretty awesome. Thanks. :)