After certain recent events, I've decided to- temporarily dispose of myself.

I'm not feeling rather chatty at the moment and not very inclined to talk to certain people. If you're willing to risk your limbs, you should know where to find me

Patil.

STOP CALLING ME MILLIE!
It makes me sound like a frumpy old milk maid from Switzerland and I'm neither old, frumpy or a milk maid from Switzerland.

And for Merlin's sake Pansy?
STOP ENCOURAGING HER!

I'm about two thirds finished that ridiculous essay on can openers. Who would have thought there was so much information and history on can openers? I think the idea of it all is mental. Who on earth would store food in metal boxes? How do the house elves get the food inside?

Weasley, you didn't tell me. After all, I did warn you of the areas to ( Read more... )

Ah. April Fool's Day.
My favourite day of the year!

Oh my, I'm going to have so much fun today. I've left some lovely surprises all over the school. Those third years never knew that hit them. Literally.

Well, I'm off to research can openers. Pffft. Not that the library has anything on something like that. I'm going to tell Professor Pawson that this ( Read more... )

Damn. Now I'm in trouble for trying to help out a fellow student. Detention for a month and a 4 and half foot long essay on the history and use of can openers? I'm not even in that sodding class!! And what in sodding hell are can openersWhat rotten luck ( Read more... )

The day, of course, was a bore. Not that watching Granger drool excessively over Draco wasn't entertaining enough. It was getting rather irritating the fact she kept barging her way to his side. It was difficult to get on with our day with her death grip on Draco's body. Honestly, doesn't she know he bruises easily? She's already sung a ballad ( Read more... )

Daphne.

A word if you may.

And Finnigan? You owe me one.

Drama drama drama.

What's this? Drama in the Gryffindor crowd? What else is really new? I find this sort of thing boring and dull. Though it is good fun invading other people's privacy. Useful for gossip such as Severus' Professor Snape's hair.

I'd also like to mention that the day Potter is as manly and robust as he thinks he is, is the day the ( Read more... )