Part eight of the Bree Tanner spork

[shaolina]

Last time on “The secret life of the sparklers” Riley was giving the vamp crew the 411 on the Cullens (and I’m amazed Meyer didn’t use the 411) and they decided to take a hit of Edward’s brand of heroine. Also, Bree wondered if: Riley was lying to them (Yes, you twat!), if she should leave (see previous parenthesis) and if Diego was dead (see

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[zelda_queen]

Dear freaking LORD, is that girl dumb!

And yet again, I'm reminded of the Bella/Edward/Jacob thing, with Freddy as a wonderful parallel to pre-werewolf Jacob. Both of those guys were the only ones who seemed to realize something was screwed up and both were conveniently ignored.

[shaolina]

I Know! Your Bree is twice as smart with half her age! She goes around saying over and over "Riley is such a lying liar who lies!" yet Diego is totally alive and hanging out with Raoul.

I like Fred over Jacob. He hasn't declared eternal love on Bree, so I can just pretend he's just acquaintances with her, the whole "like an old married couple" is in her head showing how she blows up little scraps of affection to compensate her sad existence, and he moved on when she didn't show up. While Jacob is all "BELLA!! I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU USED ME!! BE MINE FOREVER!!"

[zelda_queen]

Yeah, word on all of that. Especially the Freddy bit. Seriously, *that's* how I'd expect someone shanghaied into a vampire army to be, all "whatever" and uncooperative.

[shaolina]

Agreed. Plus I love the fact his powers are invisibility through awkwardness and stink. If only he weren't super handsome I would be giving Meyer lots of brownie points.