Comments | shaolina: Part five of the Bree Tanner spork

shaolina

Part five of the Bree Tanner spork

Jun 17, 2010 11:35

In which Bree takes a full night to complete half a thought, we see what Freaky Fred looks like and Meyer only knows places that start with the letter C.

( I grabbed his hand and squeezed it hard, then let go. Riley had spoken of Diego affectionately. I would have to hope that affection was real. There wasn’t another choice. )

spork: bree tanner

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zelda_queen June 17 2010, 17:36:24 UTC

Yep, Bree's about as smart as a rock there (apologies to any rocks reading this comment). Clearly her death is Darwinism.

shaolina June 17 2010, 18:10:37 UTC

I know, sweetie! XD When she starts thinking I kept hearing a bad engine trying to start over and over again in my head. And it's all circular! She thinks A, then B, then C and then goes back to A and so forth without arriving to a real conclusion. Which lends for repetitive moments and lots of facepalming.

And yet Bree is not the stupidest character I've ever seen. That goes to Kurumi from Haou Airen. My lord there are no words to that woman's stupidity. All I need to do is see a page of that manga and I'm in a better mood to keep the Bree spork. At least with the Bree tanner story I can try joking around. It's so campy and funny at times that I actually giggle.

zelda_queen June 17 2010, 23:16:30 UTC

O_o There's someone dumber than a Stephenie Meyer character? Good lord, my view of the universe just buckled.

shaolina June 18 2010, 02:05:38 UTC

Yes, there is. I just don't even know where to start with this girl. Kurumi is a school girl (16 if I'm not mistaken) that one night gets dragged into an alley by this "handsome man". He was hurt and chased by some guys. He then tells her that he will rape her if she makes a sound and rips her clothes to make his point. She was rightly scared on one page, next page she's thinking how handsome he is. So "bad guys" go away and she has the opportunity to leave and... she takes him to her home. She then proceeds to undress while he is there and that is the end of chapter 1 part 1. It is stupider when you read it and she gets dumber by page. There are things she does that I don't want to spoil that I can't even say, because I can't believe she's just THAT dumb. Bella Swan and Bree Tanner are geniuses and strong next to this girl!

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