Warehouse 13 303 and 304 Commentary
Okay…bad commentator again…I’m behind. Again! And I have no idea how, but I keep ending up with two Warehouse episodes and one Leverage (what’s up with that, it’s not like I do two Leverage episodes at a time or something.) So my goal for now is to power through the Warehouse episodes and then hopefully do them both today. And then possibly do Leverage later on tonight or tomorrow. But considering it takes about an hour and a half to do each commentary…provided I sit down and just do it…we’ll see what happens.
Anyway…going to get some ice for my Pepsi…and then I’ll be back to start my first Warehouse episode. :-)
All righty Episode 303.
Previously on…And now we’re caught up…
Um….breaking the needles is not good.
Is she stone? No clay.
Hi, Doc!
And the Warehouse! Hee hee! Getting questioned by the team!
“You primped!”
“I have never had a lie hurt before.”
“Did I not leave enough food in your bowl?”
Somehow…leaving Myka, Pete, and Jinks alone in the warehouse…is not gonna end well.
Awesome! The doc knows Batman! Points with Claudia!
All of her organs have turned to clay?!
ROTFL-Pete and Myka in bed together-NAKED-and SCREAMING-priceless!!
Now that’s a Mastercard commercial!
“Why are we in Artie’s bedroom naked?!”
“I’m good, but I’ve never changed a woman’s hair color!”
“I know hangovers and I do not feel hungover!”
There are just not words to express the amusement here. With the two of them yelling back and forth at each other.
Aw Artie and the doc. And why can I not recall her name? Dinner :-)
“You’re a bed hog.”
“Almost saw one of the tetons!” Pete made a boob joke!
ROTFL Pete called Artie and sang the Pina Colada song (and lemme tell you…the first time I saw this I had to stop and think because I know a couple of Pina Colada songs.)
Uh-oh…Pete called Steve’s phone…and it wasn’t with him. And he always answers his phone. “That’s not good.” No. No it’s not.
Cool DNA sequences. And it’s silicone based! With a computer virus built in. Uh-oh.
A computer virus that affects people…interesting.
A computer virus hybridization. Hugo is odd as hell still.
V…Vanessa? Vivian? I cannot remember.
Hahaha I love that Artie doesn’t know what Mary Jane is.
LOL Pete getting zapped by the target coil.
Pete with the shirt! Now I’d like to know what Steve’s type is. Although it might just be the not dating within the work place.
“Pete. Put. Your. Shirt. Back on.” Oh poor Myka. And Steve! His expression! Hands on his hips and covering his eyes. Poor man. (Although honestly the excuses Pete has to take off his shirt…)
I love the target practice. “Woman I got mad skills!”
WC Fields’ Juggling Balls-induces drunkenness and blackouts (interesting)
Claudia has no stripe here-wonder if it’s because she’s on a mission.
Walt Disney’s Paint Brush-Pete’s shoes
Marilyn Monroe’s Hair Brush-Myka’s hair
Aww they think they did something bad to Steve…
And Artie’s ripping the girl’s room apart because he’s upset and Claudia is trying to help.
Vanessa! Thank you, Claudia!
Aaaww Claudia and Artie bonding!
“Don’t worry, my laptop’s safe.”
Okay…I was trying to figure it out the last time I watched this. He does have girls all over the front of his laptop.
“What are you…? Okay…go go.”
“I’m on it.”
Go, Claudia!
This store manager really is an idiot. He doesn’t know what a hacker can do clearly.
Hahaha Hugo. “Neat!” He’s so enthused and he just got infected by the virus.
Helpful that we had the CDC with us this time.
LOL Claudia and Artie high fiving through the glass.
Richard Nixon’s shoes-let’s the person lie apparently
And this scene here is what blew my naughty librarian idea out of the water-the only way I can do it now is if I AU the fuck outta them.
HAHAH Steve bronzed looks like a Star Trek guy.
Also I can’t believe he fell for that. I mean…he knows they’re compromised and wow…that was just bad. And the pictures! LOL Pete lifting his shirt and Myka pretending to kiss him.
I sooo wanna know what the reason was Pete thought he had Artie’s tooth brush.
“Seems I’m about to give new meaning to the word dirt nap.”
The myth of the Golem. I’ve heard a couple of different versions of that story and that is the most well-known. I like this version.
Oh badass!Claudia. I like it! Love her chasing the kid down.
*bounces* And Bad Reputation! Yes! Oh such a Claudia song! Just yes!
Claudia!! Not good!!
“Why are you chasing me?”
“I’m not chasing you! I’m falling to my death!”
Hahaha invite them over for a playdate
A boy scout with no sense of humor
I love Artie’s bed btw-the ropes and all
Hahaha “When big Pete drives drunk, little Pete doesn’t stay on the road.” ROTFL
Also the two of them getting undressed drunk is hysterical.
And apparently if you overwhelm Steve, he doesn’t quite catch on to the lies or the bronzing canceled him out.
*pause since I have a phone call*
And we’re back. I love the comment about “Bad poet. Great thief.” Wonder if they made up the name.
Of course Artie sacrifices himself for Vanessa. And he’s fine. Cause he’s Artie. LOL “This is heaven? I guess not.”
Claudia laughing over Eureka.
Aaaww Vanessa. And Artie being so self-sacrificing. Letting Vanessa go. Aaaww and she tells him he owes her dinner. And Claudia is sooo happy!
Dude, creepy cop is creepy. And creepy FBI Barbie is back. Yes, I know. I said I wasn’t gonna call her FBI Barbie…but she doesn’t have another name in my head yet.
Well…I need fiction people. That I don’t write…what did Myka and Pete tell Artie when he got home? How did Myka get her hair color back? Come on…inquiring minds want to know!
And we’re gonna move right along to 304. Which I actually liked better than 303 but that might have had something to do with my slight uniform kink. Um shut up you. Yes, I said slight. Shut it.
No previously on? Well all righty then.
LOL Artie chasing the scarab! Now I have visions of them doing this like all. The. Time.
LOL Jinks doesn’t know Top Gun!
And I love that they keep pairing Claudia and Jinks up. It’s adorable.
Pete has a college education. And really, really big arms.
Leena doesn’t know Top Gun either.
“She says she’s your ex-wife, Pete.” *crash*
Myka babbling?
Jeri! I have to say this. I used to hate Jeri. Like with a passion hate Jeri, but I do rather like her now. And she keeps popping up on a bunch of my shows.
LOL Pete so awkward with Amanda and Myka together-you’d think that he was with Myka the way he’s acting.
“Marine”-I love it.
“What’d you do this time?”
“How do you do that? And just like that you’re a twelve year old boy.” And he’s so adorable too.
I like his t-shirt. Like really like his t-shirt. If anyone has any idea where to get it…please tell me. Like seriously.
Boom. She’s getting re-married. And he reacts really well. Takes it really well.
Oh Myka you left the artifact and Amanda just picked it up.
LOL Artie. And the sneezing and the awkwardness and the everything. And Pete popping in. And everyone wants to get a look at Amanda.
“Married? You were married?!”
I love Pete ordering Myka around. “Go! Upstairs! Now!” So cute!
And oh, the whole thing with the ring. It just. He’s so…I can’t even explain it. And that he makes amends to her. I’m glad he does that. He tries so hard to make things right.
Randomly-she has really plump lips.
They are both cute and awkward and trying so hard to not be awkward. And Pete does want her to be happy. You can tell…but he has regrets too. I do like that he’s letting go. And that he tells her to be happy.
And the “few good men” comment. That was cute.
Leena and Myka questioning him. And Pete telling them he doesn’t want to talk. Then Artie giving Myka the look. And Myka going to talk to him. Their relationship has grown so much. That they can talk like this now. Just shows the shape and growth. I like their friendship now.
Ripping the B&B apart!
“You gasp! You rarely gasp!”
Oh Pete… denile is not just a river in Egypt. In this case…literally not just a river in Egypt.
“Artie’s law of artifacts states the worst thing that can happen with an artifact…will happen.”
ROTFL-“A Rented Castle in the Poconos” (I would just like to state-I’ve been to the Poconos, I live near the Poconos. I do not know of any castles in the Poconos. I know of castles elsewhere in the US-in NYS even-but not in the Poconos…okay done now.)
Wow Jeri really has that cocksure military stride down.
When I saw this the first time, I thought he said “Commander” but it was “Amanda”. Okay…who is he? *points* to IMDB…that…didn’t help…okay. TV.com. Oooh okay. He’s in The Listener. It’s Anthony Lemke
*pause* Need to go check on something. Also now I have “When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again” stuck in my head.
Aw Claudia sharing with Steve. And wanting him to share in return. “Word of warning. The past doesn’t always stay in the past. Literally. Did I mention we have a time machine?”
I love that they keep putting Aaron in blue. Cuz he looks reeeeaally good in blue.
ROTFL he doesn’t know Top Gun, but he knows Laverne and Shirley?
*snorts* Rusty on the hieroglyphics
Also why doesn’t it surprise me that Pete got married at the Love Me Tender wedding chapel?
Marine Honor Guard! And now the Queen has her court.
I love how they follow her. “I was a Marine. I was never a stalker.”
That is the only time I have ever see bridesmaid dressers look good on everyone.
*snorts* “We can’t tell you.”
“Scout’s honor.”
“You were kicked out of the scouts when you were ten.”
“I did NOT start that fire!”
I love them trying to tell her and not tell her. And then Pete pulls the “need to know” card.
Myka trying to cover while he searches.
Hahah Myka loves moats. And she walks into the wall.
Claudia and Steve in uniforms-they are so cute. And imagination! “I say we talk to that guy.”
And the guy that shoots Claudia. And then Steve shoots him in return. And the guy is mad at Claudia.
“So now if you’re…dead. Does that mean you’re still the senior agent?”
Amanda apologizing to Pete too. And taking some of the burden. Aw.
Aaww Pete saluted Michael
“Well you’re ex definitely has a type.”
So much for Artie’s law. Looks like he was right.
And he almost gets skewered.
“It’s a wedding, Pete. Why would we need our Teslas?”
Artie in bed with his computer and his hieroglyphics and the Farnsworth and it’s so cute.
Meanwhile back at the battle…
Aw Steve’s getting into it and the other kid was like I’m freaked out. Claudia! In the dress!
Steve! All upset. Because she reminds him of his sister. Aww Steve. *hugs him tightly* And he called her Claud! And she’s back to calling him Jinksy!
“What else do you have in there?”
“I got a PB&J if you’re hungry.” *looks again after she pulls out a bag*
“Forget I asked.”
Side note by someone who dresses in garb-you really can put a lot down your cleavage.
LOL homicidal bridal party
He left the tear gas in his other pants!
And he drops the vase on the guy’s head and then salutes him!
The Marines chasing the groom! And the boys aren’t listening! When Amanda gives orders. Not good.
Uh-oh, tying Michael up.
“I give up. When it comes to this…”
“Boogedey-boogedey?”
“Boogedey-boogedey. I’m pretty sure you out rank me. So what’s the plan?”
“Aw, Major. That’s so sweet.”
Pile-up! 3 girls to take Pete down!
And go, Myka with the swords!
“Don’t thank me, go save my fiancé!”
“That’s something you rarely hear your ex-wife say.”
This whole fight is awesome. I love it! They blocked it sweetly and I just like the way they did the whole thing. And Artie calling and telling Myka how to fix it.
“Ten-hut!” *Marines snap to attention* “Really?”
And Michael using the chair in the sword fight. That was awesome.
“You know. I would have just sent you the ring.”
“Yeah. Next time.”
“Next time?”
And everyone in disarray and they still get married.
Mushrooms! They’re really getting bad at cover stories.
“You know I was really hoping I’d hate you.”
“Pete!”
“Pete!”
And they both hit him!
Aw Amanda tells them they’re meant to be doing it and they’re a good team. And he salutes her.
Pete talking to Myka here-I like that he’s trying to explain things to her. He doesn’t want her to know who he was. LOL and her trying to make him feel better.
Aaaaww Steve. I just want to hug him. And Claudia. I love the relationship they’re starting to build here. Claudia needs this since she doesn’t have Joshua and I think having a “little sister” will do Steve good. Let him heal a bit.
And Artie looking on.
Yay! Okay so next week’s episode? Is titled: 3…2…1 that? Should be interesting.
I’ll do Leverage sometime after I eat since I’ve got about 20 minutes before I have to start dinner. I’m gonna put together a Master Post for these to make them easier to find and then I’ll try to remember to update them. Until next time y’all.
Anyway…going to get some ice for my Pepsi…and then I’ll be back to start my first Warehouse episode. :-)
All righty Episode 303.
Previously on…And now we’re caught up…
Um….breaking the needles is not good.
Is she stone? No clay.
Hi, Doc!
And the Warehouse! Hee hee! Getting questioned by the team!
“You primped!”
“I have never had a lie hurt before.”
“Did I not leave enough food in your bowl?”
Somehow…leaving Myka, Pete, and Jinks alone in the warehouse…is not gonna end well.
Awesome! The doc knows Batman! Points with Claudia!
All of her organs have turned to clay?!
ROTFL-Pete and Myka in bed together-NAKED-and SCREAMING-priceless!!
Now that’s a Mastercard commercial!
“Why are we in Artie’s bedroom naked?!”
“I’m good, but I’ve never changed a woman’s hair color!”
“I know hangovers and I do not feel hungover!”
There are just not words to express the amusement here. With the two of them yelling back and forth at each other.
Aw Artie and the doc. And why can I not recall her name? Dinner :-)
“You’re a bed hog.”
“Almost saw one of the tetons!” Pete made a boob joke!
ROTFL Pete called Artie and sang the Pina Colada song (and lemme tell you…the first time I saw this I had to stop and think because I know a couple of Pina Colada songs.)
Uh-oh…Pete called Steve’s phone…and it wasn’t with him. And he always answers his phone. “That’s not good.” No. No it’s not.
Cool DNA sequences. And it’s silicone based! With a computer virus built in. Uh-oh.
A computer virus that affects people…interesting.
A computer virus hybridization. Hugo is odd as hell still.
V…Vanessa? Vivian? I cannot remember.
Hahaha I love that Artie doesn’t know what Mary Jane is.
LOL Pete getting zapped by the target coil.
Pete with the shirt! Now I’d like to know what Steve’s type is. Although it might just be the not dating within the work place.
“Pete. Put. Your. Shirt. Back on.” Oh poor Myka. And Steve! His expression! Hands on his hips and covering his eyes. Poor man. (Although honestly the excuses Pete has to take off his shirt…)
I love the target practice. “Woman I got mad skills!”
WC Fields’ Juggling Balls-induces drunkenness and blackouts (interesting)
Claudia has no stripe here-wonder if it’s because she’s on a mission.
Walt Disney’s Paint Brush-Pete’s shoes
Marilyn Monroe’s Hair Brush-Myka’s hair
Aww they think they did something bad to Steve…
And Artie’s ripping the girl’s room apart because he’s upset and Claudia is trying to help.
Vanessa! Thank you, Claudia!
Aaaww Claudia and Artie bonding!
“Don’t worry, my laptop’s safe.”
Okay…I was trying to figure it out the last time I watched this. He does have girls all over the front of his laptop.
“What are you…? Okay…go go.”
“I’m on it.”
Go, Claudia!
This store manager really is an idiot. He doesn’t know what a hacker can do clearly.
Hahaha Hugo. “Neat!” He’s so enthused and he just got infected by the virus.
Helpful that we had the CDC with us this time.
LOL Claudia and Artie high fiving through the glass.
Richard Nixon’s shoes-let’s the person lie apparently
And this scene here is what blew my naughty librarian idea out of the water-the only way I can do it now is if I AU the fuck outta them.
HAHAH Steve bronzed looks like a Star Trek guy.
Also I can’t believe he fell for that. I mean…he knows they’re compromised and wow…that was just bad. And the pictures! LOL Pete lifting his shirt and Myka pretending to kiss him.
I sooo wanna know what the reason was Pete thought he had Artie’s tooth brush.
“Seems I’m about to give new meaning to the word dirt nap.”
The myth of the Golem. I’ve heard a couple of different versions of that story and that is the most well-known. I like this version.
Oh badass!Claudia. I like it! Love her chasing the kid down.
*bounces* And Bad Reputation! Yes! Oh such a Claudia song! Just yes!
Claudia!! Not good!!
“Why are you chasing me?”
“I’m not chasing you! I’m falling to my death!”
Hahaha invite them over for a playdate
A boy scout with no sense of humor
I love Artie’s bed btw-the ropes and all
Hahaha “When big Pete drives drunk, little Pete doesn’t stay on the road.” ROTFL
Also the two of them getting undressed drunk is hysterical.
And apparently if you overwhelm Steve, he doesn’t quite catch on to the lies or the bronzing canceled him out.
*pause since I have a phone call*
And we’re back. I love the comment about “Bad poet. Great thief.” Wonder if they made up the name.
Of course Artie sacrifices himself for Vanessa. And he’s fine. Cause he’s Artie. LOL “This is heaven? I guess not.”
Claudia laughing over Eureka.
Aaaww Vanessa. And Artie being so self-sacrificing. Letting Vanessa go. Aaaww and she tells him he owes her dinner. And Claudia is sooo happy!
Dude, creepy cop is creepy. And creepy FBI Barbie is back. Yes, I know. I said I wasn’t gonna call her FBI Barbie…but she doesn’t have another name in my head yet.
Well…I need fiction people. That I don’t write…what did Myka and Pete tell Artie when he got home? How did Myka get her hair color back? Come on…inquiring minds want to know!
And we’re gonna move right along to 304. Which I actually liked better than 303 but that might have had something to do with my slight uniform kink. Um shut up you. Yes, I said slight. Shut it.
No previously on? Well all righty then.
LOL Artie chasing the scarab! Now I have visions of them doing this like all. The. Time.
LOL Jinks doesn’t know Top Gun!
And I love that they keep pairing Claudia and Jinks up. It’s adorable.
Pete has a college education. And really, really big arms.
Leena doesn’t know Top Gun either.
“She says she’s your ex-wife, Pete.” *crash*
Myka babbling?
Jeri! I have to say this. I used to hate Jeri. Like with a passion hate Jeri, but I do rather like her now. And she keeps popping up on a bunch of my shows.
LOL Pete so awkward with Amanda and Myka together-you’d think that he was with Myka the way he’s acting.
“Marine”-I love it.
“What’d you do this time?”
“How do you do that? And just like that you’re a twelve year old boy.” And he’s so adorable too.
I like his t-shirt. Like really like his t-shirt. If anyone has any idea where to get it…please tell me. Like seriously.
Boom. She’s getting re-married. And he reacts really well. Takes it really well.
Oh Myka you left the artifact and Amanda just picked it up.
LOL Artie. And the sneezing and the awkwardness and the everything. And Pete popping in. And everyone wants to get a look at Amanda.
“Married? You were married?!”
I love Pete ordering Myka around. “Go! Upstairs! Now!” So cute!
And oh, the whole thing with the ring. It just. He’s so…I can’t even explain it. And that he makes amends to her. I’m glad he does that. He tries so hard to make things right.
Randomly-she has really plump lips.
They are both cute and awkward and trying so hard to not be awkward. And Pete does want her to be happy. You can tell…but he has regrets too. I do like that he’s letting go. And that he tells her to be happy.
And the “few good men” comment. That was cute.
Leena and Myka questioning him. And Pete telling them he doesn’t want to talk. Then Artie giving Myka the look. And Myka going to talk to him. Their relationship has grown so much. That they can talk like this now. Just shows the shape and growth. I like their friendship now.
Ripping the B&B apart!
“You gasp! You rarely gasp!”
Oh Pete… denile is not just a river in Egypt. In this case…literally not just a river in Egypt.
“Artie’s law of artifacts states the worst thing that can happen with an artifact…will happen.”
ROTFL-“A Rented Castle in the Poconos” (I would just like to state-I’ve been to the Poconos, I live near the Poconos. I do not know of any castles in the Poconos. I know of castles elsewhere in the US-in NYS even-but not in the Poconos…okay done now.)
Wow Jeri really has that cocksure military stride down.
When I saw this the first time, I thought he said “Commander” but it was “Amanda”. Okay…who is he? *points* to IMDB…that…didn’t help…okay. TV.com. Oooh okay. He’s in The Listener. It’s Anthony Lemke
*pause* Need to go check on something. Also now I have “When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again” stuck in my head.
Aw Claudia sharing with Steve. And wanting him to share in return. “Word of warning. The past doesn’t always stay in the past. Literally. Did I mention we have a time machine?”
I love that they keep putting Aaron in blue. Cuz he looks reeeeaally good in blue.
ROTFL he doesn’t know Top Gun, but he knows Laverne and Shirley?
*snorts* Rusty on the hieroglyphics
Also why doesn’t it surprise me that Pete got married at the Love Me Tender wedding chapel?
Marine Honor Guard! And now the Queen has her court.
I love how they follow her. “I was a Marine. I was never a stalker.”
That is the only time I have ever see bridesmaid dressers look good on everyone.
*snorts* “We can’t tell you.”
“Scout’s honor.”
“You were kicked out of the scouts when you were ten.”
“I did NOT start that fire!”
I love them trying to tell her and not tell her. And then Pete pulls the “need to know” card.
Myka trying to cover while he searches.
Hahah Myka loves moats. And she walks into the wall.
Claudia and Steve in uniforms-they are so cute. And imagination! “I say we talk to that guy.”
And the guy that shoots Claudia. And then Steve shoots him in return. And the guy is mad at Claudia.
“So now if you’re…dead. Does that mean you’re still the senior agent?”
Amanda apologizing to Pete too. And taking some of the burden. Aw.
Aaww Pete saluted Michael
“Well you’re ex definitely has a type.”
So much for Artie’s law. Looks like he was right.
And he almost gets skewered.
“It’s a wedding, Pete. Why would we need our Teslas?”
Artie in bed with his computer and his hieroglyphics and the Farnsworth and it’s so cute.
Meanwhile back at the battle…
Aw Steve’s getting into it and the other kid was like I’m freaked out. Claudia! In the dress!
Steve! All upset. Because she reminds him of his sister. Aww Steve. *hugs him tightly* And he called her Claud! And she’s back to calling him Jinksy!
“What else do you have in there?”
“I got a PB&J if you’re hungry.” *looks again after she pulls out a bag*
“Forget I asked.”
Side note by someone who dresses in garb-you really can put a lot down your cleavage.
LOL homicidal bridal party
He left the tear gas in his other pants!
And he drops the vase on the guy’s head and then salutes him!
The Marines chasing the groom! And the boys aren’t listening! When Amanda gives orders. Not good.
Uh-oh, tying Michael up.
“I give up. When it comes to this…”
“Boogedey-boogedey?”
“Boogedey-boogedey. I’m pretty sure you out rank me. So what’s the plan?”
“Aw, Major. That’s so sweet.”
Pile-up! 3 girls to take Pete down!
And go, Myka with the swords!
“Don’t thank me, go save my fiancé!”
“That’s something you rarely hear your ex-wife say.”
This whole fight is awesome. I love it! They blocked it sweetly and I just like the way they did the whole thing. And Artie calling and telling Myka how to fix it.
“Ten-hut!” *Marines snap to attention* “Really?”
And Michael using the chair in the sword fight. That was awesome.
“You know. I would have just sent you the ring.”
“Yeah. Next time.”
“Next time?”
And everyone in disarray and they still get married.
Mushrooms! They’re really getting bad at cover stories.
“You know I was really hoping I’d hate you.”
“Pete!”
“Pete!”
And they both hit him!
Aw Amanda tells them they’re meant to be doing it and they’re a good team. And he salutes her.
Pete talking to Myka here-I like that he’s trying to explain things to her. He doesn’t want her to know who he was. LOL and her trying to make him feel better.
Aaaaww Steve. I just want to hug him. And Claudia. I love the relationship they’re starting to build here. Claudia needs this since she doesn’t have Joshua and I think having a “little sister” will do Steve good. Let him heal a bit.
And Artie looking on.
Yay! Okay so next week’s episode? Is titled: 3…2…1 that? Should be interesting.
I’ll do Leverage sometime after I eat since I’ve got about 20 minutes before I have to start dinner. I’m gonna put together a Master Post for these to make them easier to find and then I’ll try to remember to update them. Until next time y’all.