Once upon a time there was a lady what wrote stuff called Jag. SUDDENLY! MIKE! IS STANDING BESIDE HER! Like in that song in that film with the people eating plant, only without the people eating plant bit. Or this being a film.
"How you doin'?" Mike asked.
"Gadzooks! A wholly fictional character, suddenly appearing in real life! That's not implausible at all. And since when do I say things like 'gadzooks'? It's a bit out of character."
"I'll explain later," said Mike, undoing his pants. "But first: mystical mutant wang!"
And then they done sex. PS: UNEXPECTED MORRIS DANCING!!!
Dumbledore, Narcissa Malfoy, Neo, Senior Partners, the Powers, Riley Finn, Oz, Mickey Smith, and the Master. (Although only the last is actually in TM.)
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I'll question it all I want, dammit!
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"How you doin'?" Mike asked.
"Gadzooks! A wholly fictional character, suddenly appearing in real life! That's not implausible at all. And since when do I say things like 'gadzooks'? It's a bit out of character."
"I'll explain later," said Mike, undoing his pants. "But first: mystical mutant wang!"
And then they done sex. PS: UNEXPECTED MORRIS DANCING!!!
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...I'm sure I've forgotten someone.
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With anyone you'd like
Except Dennis.
Cause we don't need a strikethrough moment.
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