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You will never understand life until you click this link. I'm Serious.

Love, hate, friendship, deception, religion, butt-hole tumors...

If I keep playing 'Nester's Funky Bowling' on the Virtual Boy, it'll all make sense! But before I log off and lose myself in a VR funky bowling paradise, I have a serious question to ask all of you: Were you circumcised, or not? And if so, where do you think your foreskin is now?

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I'm taking a writing class right now, and for it I have to write an original 30 page movie script. Tonight I'm gonna float just one idea that I have and I want honest feedback and suggestions, really ( Read more... )

I just realized that I can trick my friends into thinking that I have AIDS, but they find it impossible to believe that I would learn a lick of Spanish!

I have also just realized that if the tits on a girl are big enough, I will completely ignore the fact that she has armpit hair...

YO hallazgo el forma de aquel árbol ser fálico , y naturalmente excitante. Ante Procedo a masturbar , Voy a abrigo mi pezones en chocolate y haber un lindo animal lamer ellas. Por favor no contar alguien aquel Tengo cáncer.

You're not going to believe this, but I was exploring an Indian reservation this morning. I was searching for answers. Answers to questions that only Indians know the answer to ( Read more... )

I would talk about how my Thanksgiving went, but something much better happened last night. I heard a radio commercial for a flashlight... a flashlight that "PAYS FOR ITSELF IN NO TIME". I'm not making that up, I swear to God!

Anyway, I hope everybody had a safe, pro-abortion Thanksgiving!