Today's Theme Ingredient Is CAPSLOCK

[shake_the_stars]

FUCK YOU UPS
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DIE IN A FIRE
WHERE IS MY FUCKING PACKAGE YOU LYING BASTARDS SAID YOU DELIVERED
I WANT MY GODDAMN PACKAGE NOW NOT WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE IT

Comments

[zyphryus]

UGH. Postmen.
Are they getting worse or WHAT?
I even put a clear label above the mail slop with our apt # (AGAIN) and our names. and we still get our neighbors clearly labeled mail.
AND, I swear everytime any postal worker delivers mail, they are on the phone. This wouldn't bother me if they got it right.

[shake_the_stars]

I have received mail intended for the neighbors. I put it back in the box and waited for the mailman to figure out his mistake *g* Fortunately, he didn't take too long to do that.

I did eventually receive my package; turns out the UPS man stuffed it in the beams that hold the back-door light in place. (It's tucked in kind of a mini-porch roof.) I appreciate his trying to be secure, but the front door has a porch (and it wasn't that big a package, so you'd have to look pretty hard to see it from the street) and large trees that obscure your view, so I was all like "plz put things here in future if possible".

Either that, or the gang of feral cats who roam the neighborhood stole my package, batted it around for a little while, and then decided to see how long it would take me to find it ;D