l33 vs. AT&T, Round 3

[shake_the_stars]

GODDAMMIT INTERNET

GODDAMMIT

DO NOT GO OUT ON ME

DO NOTASLDKFJAL;SDFJA;SDLJF FUCK YOU AT&T EAT A BALLSACK AND DIE IN A FIRE RAAAAAAAAAAAEG SO MUCH RAEG

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[anjala]

ASLDKFJAL;SDFJA;SDLJF FUCK YOU AT&T EAT A BALLSACK AND DIE IN A FIRE RAAAAAAAAAAAEG SO MUCH RAEG.

I feel your pain but I have to admit that I totally laughed when I read this. I then had to read it and he loved the "Eat a ballsack" part. *hugs*

[shake_the_stars]

Now that I've settled down from my burning RAAAAAAEG (helped somewhat by the fact that the problem resolved itself within about 20 minutes as opposed to the customary 20 hours), it is pretty funny. :D Glad I could make y'all laugh, though.

*hugs* ♥

[duokinneas]

"The weather is bad" used to be the excuse my old, old DSL company gave me whenever I had to call tech support for our connection being down for days at a time. I'd ask, "Are you doing maintenance?" They'd say no. They'd tell me I had something wrong on my end.

It's like, I haven't changed my connection, motherfucker, now fix this shit before I feed you your major intestine. It's not the fucking weather, it's that you are a fucking failure at life and the Internet. I say good day.

You should say good day, too, and burn your contract with them. Fuckers. DDDDD

[shake_the_stars]

In our case, the weather actually is bad here--rainy and huge gusts of wind, which typically bode ill for the Int0rwebz, but hell. Maybe your DSL techs were too busy looking at pr0n and Rule 34-ing everything?

Yeah, AT&T's phone monkeys tried to tell me it was an equipment issue. I was like WELL WHY ARE NONE OF OUR PHONES GETTING A DIALTONE BUT THE FAX LINE IS. If it were a problem with the phones, I would guess one phone wouldn't have a dialtone, but all three of them? Suck my dick, AT&T. (In my imaginary relationship, I hand the phone to Toshiro Mifune and am all, "Baby, talk some sense into them." Unfortunately, this is not practicable outside my brain

[momo]

Ufghgdf, nothing pisses me off more than crappy intarwebz srsly. D;

Hope it gets fixed soon though. ♥

[shake_the_stars]

IKR. We pay them for Int0rbuttz. Y NO INT0RBUTTZ. >(

It resolved itself in about 20 minutes, as opposed to the customary 20 hours XD ♥