Comments | shake_the_stars: Please Spay Or Neuter Your Godawful Crotchdropping

shake_the_stars

Please Spay Or Neuter Your Godawful Crotchdropping

Sep 27, 2008 05:22

I'm reasonably sure this is common knowledge, but if not: I'm childfree. I've never wanted children in my life, I didn't like them when I was one, I don't like them now, and working in an environment where a lot of them misbehave all at once really hasn't changed my mind. (Also, my DNA fucking sucks and we'd all be happier if another heapin' ( Read more... )

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pixelation September 27 2008, 19:02:29 UTC

Ugh! That was horrific! I cringed! I laughed! I cried!

I am of the camp that believes that children today do not get enough discipline and that the parents are to blame. Back in the day, I would not have gotten away with the crap I see these kids doing!

Granted, I don't have any kids so I realize I'm being somewhat of an armchair quarterback.

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samanosukesgirl September 27 2008, 22:23:09 UTC

Ah, depression. Welcome, welcome. Cookie?

=/

zyphryus September 28 2008, 05:18:07 UTC

EWE. *CRINGE*

starfireming September 28 2008, 12:42:26 UTC

Holy Jesus Mary Mother of God what the hell?

at least she didn't GET it for him. That's my very favorite kind of parenting. "No, you can't have that." "WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "Oh fine! *gets it*"

But seriously. Screaming his fool head off? Throwing groceries out of the cart? Oh I'll SHOW you the end of the world my friend! This is a job for... DISCIPLINE!

Of course, like pixelation, I am not a parent and am, in fact an armchair quarterback. Also, every child is different and requires different methods of abuse(I just know someone will call Child Protective Services on me at some point: "How DARE you put teaching your child to be a decent human being over their temporary happiness!"). But. In that situation, the minute the kid starts screaming, you leave the cart with Daddy and walk the FUCK out of the store. Then you administer discipline in the car. I wasn't there, but two to one the kid was screaming primarily for strangers' benefit; he was WAY too old to be that unable ( ... )