Apparently there's a fairly recent line of scholarly thought to the effect that the Venuses were actually The First Pr0n, which amuses me so. I have this mental image of pimply Stone Age teenagers, practicing sympathetic magic in the hopes that tiny statues of naked ladies would proceed to attract actual naked ladies to their part of the cave.
Having tried something similar, albeit with slightly more technological sophistication, at about the same age, I can assure you it does not work.
My lolmum has expressed her interest in going to see the new Indy movie with me. This is probably as unlikely as your lolmom expressing interest in martial arts, so it's quite possible that the world is about to end.
Callice really wants to go there so she can wee all over Cat's apartment and you know it :p
I'm all excited about the new Indy movie, too, the bits with the living dead notwithstanding. (I can handle that stuff on the TV, but it's always a bit startling on the big screen.) Also, in re: the matter of Harrison Ford, I would still so totally hit that
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i had a battery issue with my car recently. it gave very little warning before dying completely in the middle of peak hour traffic on a very busy road! lucky it weighs like nothing... and we pushed it out of the way while waiting for a knight in shining armour (also known as the roadside care guy with my insurance) to come and rescue us!
Holy crap! I'd have been scared senseless. I've never had anything quite like that happen, though about 3 years ago I was too cheap to replace the battery in my old car and kept having to recharge it constantly. (In my defense, I was unemployed at the time and couldn't afford to stump up for a new battery for an old import.)
I find mine is okay if I drive it enough to let it hold a charge, but I don't want to tempt the hand of the Lord.
Callice appears to be a genuinely caring cat, unless she has ulterior motives and secretly just wants to be packed up with your kidneys and the Ben & Jerry ice cream. I don't know what it is that she will do to your kidneys. Apart from peeing on them, I mean.
Have I ever seen a photo of her?
I appreciate the offer (and the heart); when I went home to my parents I really wanted Morgan to be there. Cats can be a great comfort in times of sadness.
Of course she has ulterior motives. She's a cat. I don't know that she will pee on anything that happens to be in the cold-storage box, but she may take the liberty of eating the ice cream, which has got the word "cream" RIGHT IN IT so is clearly suitable for feline consumption.
You have not, because I have lost the cordy thing that plugs into the digicam. Also, I am cheap and wish to purchase a new digicam only AFTER I have obtained a new computer. Whenever that's going to be.
They really can. There's just something about one of them sitting on you and purring, albeit in a "cheer up, emo kid" manner, that's rather reassuring.
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Earliest example of "Does my bum look big in this?"...?!
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Apparently there's a fairly recent line of scholarly thought to the effect that the Venuses were actually The First Pr0n, which amuses me so. I have this mental image of pimply Stone Age teenagers, practicing sympathetic magic in the hopes that tiny statues of naked ladies would proceed to attract actual naked ladies to their part of the cave.
Having tried something similar, albeit with slightly more technological sophistication, at about the same age, I can assure you it does not work.
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Callice really wants to go there so she can wee all over Cat's apartment and you know it :p
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Poo usually means the cat is Extremely Displeased about something. At least, that's what it tended to mean in Choc's case *g*
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On the other hand, I really wish she would learn to bury.
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it gave very little warning before dying completely in the middle of peak hour traffic on a very busy road!
lucky it weighs like nothing... and we pushed it out of the way while waiting for a knight in shining armour (also known as the roadside care guy with my insurance) to come and rescue us!
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I find mine is okay if I drive it enough to let it hold a charge, but I don't want to tempt the hand of the Lord.
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Have I ever seen a photo of her?
I appreciate the offer (and the heart); when I went home to my parents I really wanted Morgan to be there. Cats can be a great comfort in times of sadness.
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You have not, because I have lost the cordy thing that plugs into the digicam. Also, I am cheap and wish to purchase a new digicam only AFTER I have obtained a new computer. Whenever that's going to be.
They really can. There's just something about one of them sitting on you and purring, albeit in a "cheer up, emo kid" manner, that's rather reassuring.
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