Reports Of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

[shake_the_stars]

Hey.

I wish I had a huge entertaining whopper I could tell about why I was gone, but the truth is that sometimes I come home exhausted every night in a week and I don't have time or inclination to piddle about on teh Intarwebz. Also I have been really disinclined to do anything that isn't reading lately. Also also, I wonder if, like naiadea, I am getting

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[forgottensanity]

Hmm, define "reasonable distances". Does it include oceans? I've always thought a Renaissance Faire sounded rather fun.

But you can't give up on the internet! It's the place where you find ... uh, pictures of othello cake and, um, email!

And Varthema pr0n, if I felt so inclined (ie. I was bribed).

[shake_the_stars]

No, Cat, the ocean does not qualify as reasonable, sorry. I can't drive in the ocean. It messes up my car. And it'll mess up your fur, too, if you get in there. Who ever heard of an aquatic cat?

Mmm, hot sexy othello cakes dancing for you.

I did not authorize any Varthema pr0n

[forgottensanity]

What do you mean there are no aquatic cats?

Behold! Havkat! Literally: seacat. I think it's called catfish in English.

So there. =P Now you have no excuse not to come and pick me up!

[shake_the_stars]

*is pwned*

It is called catfish in English. It is tasty when fried and served with biscuits and macaroni and cheese and coleslaw and green beans. :D

However, if you are a seacat, then you can swim to our fair shores. So hop to it. :P

[momo]

Check your e-mail, sir.

[shake_the_stars]

Yes, ma'am.