Voicemail

[shagthis]

"You've reached Doyle Inv- Jake Doyle. Beep, Message, you know the deal. Go to it."

Comments

Phone day!

[solo_sword]

[ From here]

"Seriously? I do not work in a sex shop, and even if I did, I wouldn't want to give you advice. No. No. No. Just... no."

Re: Phone day!

[shagthis]

----> here!

[puppy_fair]

[From here!]

"... You know, I've never actually made Cheetos pizza before, but that sounds kind of awesome! I'll let you know how it turns out!"

Crazy Text Day!

[montecito_east]

"Didn't go to the movie. Had to skip b/c I had a big thing to fondle this morning."

Damn you, autocorrect!

[chief_cheerio]

WACKY PHONE DAY

[OOC: From here]:

"Is this the random strangers ask for advice day? I don't care about your love life. But if you're worried about 'taking her,' I'd say .... it's already dirty. Buh-bye."

[unlimitedgoals]

[from here!]

"I'll have you know that my skin is as pearly-white and clear as it was when I was sixteen, and entirely rash-free. If you have some kind of medical condition that you feel the need to talk about, I understand the clinic has nurses to attend to those needs. With gloves on."