Dear Mr and Mrs Granger

[shaggydogstail]

For the omniocular Non-Fiction Fest. Unbelievably, this is complete over a week before the final deadline. Go me.

Author: Shaggydogstail
Rating: PG
Characters: Dumbledore, Hermione
Disclaimer: Not mine, no profit
Length: 1300 words
Summary/Prompt: Dear Parent or Guardian: letters from Dumbledore or Heads of House to parents explaining their children's escapades/

Comments

[dirtylaugh]

should Hogwarts ever venture into the world of amateur dramatics
PLOTBUNNY.

Hermione will not be punished for leaving one of her teachers for dead
This is hilarious. Dumbly-dorr is quite mad - I love to think about the Grangers reading this.

six plucky teenagers who hadn’t so much as had a decent Defence Against the Dark Arts lesson in over a year
Whyyy tell the parents that? *loves*

I arrived to save the day at the last moment, as is my wont
Hooray!

Nice one.

[miss_academia]

Hahahaha. BRILLIANT.

[lighting]

Haha, this is absolutely amazing. And so very Dumbledore. You write him unbelievably well! :D

[lokifan]

LMAO. It's so Dumbledore!