Comments | shadowravyn: Two! Two Reviews in One!

shadowravyn

Two! Two Reviews in One!

Mar 27, 2009 21:25

So, apparently this week was "Read Really Bad P&P Sequels" week. I wish I'd known that ahead of time. Of course, to be fair, these two books could have been part of a contest; a "Who Can Write the Most OOC Fitzwilliam Darcy EVAR." If that's true...then I'm kinda at a loss at judging who won. On the one hand, Altman had Darcy doing several ( Read more... )

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oakenguy March 28 2009, 04:24:29 UTC

As I read this, today's issue of 'Entertainment Weekly' is on the floor beside me, open to the review of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

shadowravyn March 28 2009, 04:42:10 UTC

Does the reviewer cry?

macropixi March 28 2009, 04:57:54 UTC

Okay, the first book sounds mildly amusing. At least your retelling of it amused me. The second...

I wanted to pull a Blind Mag when reading that dialogue!

bonisagus March 28 2009, 15:14:55 UTC

You know what another good palate cleanser for Twilight is? Bourbon. It makes the pain stop.

bonisagus March 28 2009, 15:25:19 UTC

Well at least there was no mention of pebbly nipples.

pixelfish March 28 2009, 17:24:25 UTC

Birth sacs?

Also I refuse to believe that virgins ever have awesome sex, except by the standard that they have nothing else to compare it to. Nobody's gets the perfect dismount the first time they hit the parallel bars.