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[shadowplay41]

I wanna begin making songs but they must be truly clever. no half-assing here! I always think to myself, "if you're so fucking smart why haven't you written any good songs yet?" and the question still boldly beats the shit out of me

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Try?

[velocorapsta]

There is no try. There is do, or do not. As for the poker face, hope you're not bluffing.

I remember.

[sexy_missdexy]

Aw, what happened to Murphy!
I have so many fond memories of him and Molly both...

[ex_big_kitty604]

where is murphy's waist exactly?

[velocorapsta]

If I had to venture a guess, I would say it's the point that's exactly equi-distance between his front and hind legs. Like a hot-dog.

[shadowplay41]

Forrest is essentially correct, and he's regained bladder control. It's a thing with dachsunds, they have terrible backs, he either did it humping Moe (the new black dog) or jumping off of the couch. Either way, he'll probably walk again.

[velocorapsta]

But will he hump again?