I'm Genie For Your Wish... Chapter 3
Title: I'm Genie For Your Wish...
Author: shadowofmyday
Rating: PG-13/PG-15
Pairing: YunJae
Summary: What happens when you get JaeJoong extremely drunk and have him be 'initiated' by Heechul at an office party when he hasn't even met his boss?
Warnings: This is a yaoi fic with some course language and sexual references.
Chapter 3
Jaejoong POV
“Yeah, but if you were going to fire me, you would have done it ages ago.” Heechul rolls his eyes.
“Yeah, I guess. But how is it that I have never met one of my employees? It seems suspicious to me. How long even been working here?” Yunho asks.
“Three months sir.” I say quietly, truly hoping that he doesn't fire me. Although, Heechul doesn't seem phased by this...
“Three months! How does that work?” Yunho exclaims.
“Yeah, nobody is entirely sure, Yun. All we know is that you didn't interview him, you got your secretary to do that. What's his name again? Tae Kyung?” Heechul says.
“I have no idea where you got that name from, his name is Jang Geun Suk.” Yunho rubbed his temples in frustration, as though he'd been through this with Heechul many times before.
Heechul glares at him, and then says, “You know, he's generally not too fussed about not meeting employees. I wonder what makes our Joongie such a special case, eh?” Heechul waggles his eyebrows suggestively, as he puts a protective arm around my shoulders. At least I hope that's protective.
“I... him... what? Chul, you of all people should know that I'm straight.” Yunho tries to defend himself, but we can all see his blush.
“Naw... Yunnie, you're too cute. You of all people should know that I don't keep secrets. I think the only person in this room that isn't certain o your sexual orientation because of me is Jaejoong. But I wouldn't be surprised if he had guessed as much. Or found out from Chun. Or just have known, being the crazy knowledge ninja that he is.”
“I thought I was the knowledge ninja...” Changmin pouted.
“You are, but in that smug, devillish, I have potential black mail material kind of way. Jaejoong is a knowledge ninja in the way that your mother is... you know, eyes in the back of his head and all.” Heechul shuddered.
“You know it bro.” Changmin laughs cynically. We all shudder.
“Fine. But still, Jaejoong is too feminine for me. I'm more one for manly, like Siwon. Or at least someone manlier than me.” Yunho said with a huff.
“You got a problem with femininity?!” Heechul and I screech, both of us glaring daggers at Yunho.
“Hyung, Jaejoong is way manlier than you.” Changmin says, still with a smirk on his face.
“With a body like that?” Yunho looked appalled. I glared harder, but let Changmin do the talking for fear of losing my job.
“Yeah, last time I checked, Jaejoong didn't have a whole room full of stuffed Disney toys.” Changmin said with a raised eyebrow.
“Ahahahaha!!! You got told!” I shout, and then quickly slap my hand over my mouth, as my eyes widen when I realise what I had just done.
“True that.” Heechul said, with his hands on his hips and one eyebrow raised.
“Fuck you, fuck you all.” Yunho said, but the pout took away the desired effect of his words.
“Or is there just one particular person that you want to fuck?” Heechul smirks.
“Fuck you Chul.” Yunho says.
“Well I'm up for it, but I think that Jaejoong might get a bit disappointed, don't you? I mean, he doesn't exactly get the same thrill from watching things like that that Changmin does, and you should really be more welcoming to him, given that it's his first day in your presence.” Heechul continues smirking.
“Heechul, you suck.”
“Oh, so we're having a threesome then? Who am I sucking?” Heechul says, and everyone is laughing as Yunho blushes even harder. “Although, maybe my style of sucking is too feminine for you, so I'll go with Jaejoong shall I?”
“Just, go work or something!”
“Well, sometimes if you suck hard enough people count it as work- hard work even.” Heechul states, battering his eyelashes.
“I wish you would stop with the perverted-ness Chul.” Yunho says.
“You know, Jaejoong is a genie for your wish.” Heechul smirks.
“Just, get out.”
“Oh but Yun, I'm not even in yet.”
“Leave!”
“But I just came.”
“Well you'll have to come again some other time, won't you?”
“Oh, so you'll let me?”
“Chul, you'd come even if I didn't let you.”
“No, I'm fairly sure there are ways that you could stop me.”
Yunho POV
My goodness, this is annoying. Think, how to get rid of Heechul... distract him...
“OMO! Chul, did you hear that that store that sells cheap Prada is closing down?” I say.
“What?!” Heechul screeches.
“Yeah, and they're selling all their left-over stock for half price.”
“Yunho, I'm going. Don't expect me to come back today alright?”
“That's fine. Why don't you take Taemin with you too?”
“What, do I look like a baby-sitter?”
“I'll lend you my credit card...”
“Let's go Taemin!” I am the master of getting rid of Heechul... Bow down before me!
“Bye!” I say, as Heechul drags a glaring Taemin out the door.
“So, hyung... Do you want me to leave you alone with Jaejoong or something?” Changmin suggests.
“What are you talking about Min? Why would I need to be alone with Jaejoong?” I glare daggers- wait no, forget daggers, it's still only like seven in the morning- I'm glaring fricking machetes.
“Okay, well I'll just go do my work. And Jaejoong can come with me.” Changmin backs out of the room, Jaejoong not too far behind.
When the door closes I flop to the ground, and put my head in my hands. He's perfect... absolutely perfect. Walk to my office, sit at my desk and pull out my employee files. “Let's see... Bang Cheol Yong... Kim Heechul... Kim Jaejoong.”
A/N: For this fic, this is a relatively long chapter... Pretty much just random crap, but hey- it's a chapter.
Author: shadowofmyday
Rating: PG-13/PG-15
Pairing: YunJae
Summary: What happens when you get JaeJoong extremely drunk and have him be 'initiated' by Heechul at an office party when he hasn't even met his boss?
Warnings: This is a yaoi fic with some course language and sexual references.
Chapter 3
Jaejoong POV
“Yeah, but if you were going to fire me, you would have done it ages ago.” Heechul rolls his eyes.
“Yeah, I guess. But how is it that I have never met one of my employees? It seems suspicious to me. How long even been working here?” Yunho asks.
“Three months sir.” I say quietly, truly hoping that he doesn't fire me. Although, Heechul doesn't seem phased by this...
“Three months! How does that work?” Yunho exclaims.
“Yeah, nobody is entirely sure, Yun. All we know is that you didn't interview him, you got your secretary to do that. What's his name again? Tae Kyung?” Heechul says.
“I have no idea where you got that name from, his name is Jang Geun Suk.” Yunho rubbed his temples in frustration, as though he'd been through this with Heechul many times before.
Heechul glares at him, and then says, “You know, he's generally not too fussed about not meeting employees. I wonder what makes our Joongie such a special case, eh?” Heechul waggles his eyebrows suggestively, as he puts a protective arm around my shoulders. At least I hope that's protective.
“I... him... what? Chul, you of all people should know that I'm straight.” Yunho tries to defend himself, but we can all see his blush.
“Naw... Yunnie, you're too cute. You of all people should know that I don't keep secrets. I think the only person in this room that isn't certain o your sexual orientation because of me is Jaejoong. But I wouldn't be surprised if he had guessed as much. Or found out from Chun. Or just have known, being the crazy knowledge ninja that he is.”
“I thought I was the knowledge ninja...” Changmin pouted.
“You are, but in that smug, devillish, I have potential black mail material kind of way. Jaejoong is a knowledge ninja in the way that your mother is... you know, eyes in the back of his head and all.” Heechul shuddered.
“You know it bro.” Changmin laughs cynically. We all shudder.
“Fine. But still, Jaejoong is too feminine for me. I'm more one for manly, like Siwon. Or at least someone manlier than me.” Yunho said with a huff.
“You got a problem with femininity?!” Heechul and I screech, both of us glaring daggers at Yunho.
“Hyung, Jaejoong is way manlier than you.” Changmin says, still with a smirk on his face.
“With a body like that?” Yunho looked appalled. I glared harder, but let Changmin do the talking for fear of losing my job.
“Yeah, last time I checked, Jaejoong didn't have a whole room full of stuffed Disney toys.” Changmin said with a raised eyebrow.
“Ahahahaha!!! You got told!” I shout, and then quickly slap my hand over my mouth, as my eyes widen when I realise what I had just done.
“True that.” Heechul said, with his hands on his hips and one eyebrow raised.
“Fuck you, fuck you all.” Yunho said, but the pout took away the desired effect of his words.
“Or is there just one particular person that you want to fuck?” Heechul smirks.
“Fuck you Chul.” Yunho says.
“Well I'm up for it, but I think that Jaejoong might get a bit disappointed, don't you? I mean, he doesn't exactly get the same thrill from watching things like that that Changmin does, and you should really be more welcoming to him, given that it's his first day in your presence.” Heechul continues smirking.
“Heechul, you suck.”
“Oh, so we're having a threesome then? Who am I sucking?” Heechul says, and everyone is laughing as Yunho blushes even harder. “Although, maybe my style of sucking is too feminine for you, so I'll go with Jaejoong shall I?”
“Just, go work or something!”
“Well, sometimes if you suck hard enough people count it as work- hard work even.” Heechul states, battering his eyelashes.
“I wish you would stop with the perverted-ness Chul.” Yunho says.
“You know, Jaejoong is a genie for your wish.” Heechul smirks.
“Just, get out.”
“Oh but Yun, I'm not even in yet.”
“Leave!”
“But I just came.”
“Well you'll have to come again some other time, won't you?”
“Oh, so you'll let me?”
“Chul, you'd come even if I didn't let you.”
“No, I'm fairly sure there are ways that you could stop me.”
Yunho POV
My goodness, this is annoying. Think, how to get rid of Heechul... distract him...
“OMO! Chul, did you hear that that store that sells cheap Prada is closing down?” I say.
“What?!” Heechul screeches.
“Yeah, and they're selling all their left-over stock for half price.”
“Yunho, I'm going. Don't expect me to come back today alright?”
“That's fine. Why don't you take Taemin with you too?”
“What, do I look like a baby-sitter?”
“I'll lend you my credit card...”
“Let's go Taemin!” I am the master of getting rid of Heechul... Bow down before me!
“Bye!” I say, as Heechul drags a glaring Taemin out the door.
“So, hyung... Do you want me to leave you alone with Jaejoong or something?” Changmin suggests.
“What are you talking about Min? Why would I need to be alone with Jaejoong?” I glare daggers- wait no, forget daggers, it's still only like seven in the morning- I'm glaring fricking machetes.
“Okay, well I'll just go do my work. And Jaejoong can come with me.” Changmin backs out of the room, Jaejoong not too far behind.
When the door closes I flop to the ground, and put my head in my hands. He's perfect... absolutely perfect. Walk to my office, sit at my desk and pull out my employee files. “Let's see... Bang Cheol Yong... Kim Heechul... Kim Jaejoong.”
A/N: For this fic, this is a relatively long chapter... Pretty much just random crap, but hey- it's a chapter.