World, what is wrong with you?

[shadowkitty]

There is one thing that horrifies me more than the Frank 'whores whores whores' Miller Batman script.

It was going to be directed by Darren Aronofsky. Jesus fucking Christ, why don't you just cut out the middle man and tap directly into my nightmares?

BRB dropping a nuke.

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[niav]

CHI-CHI, a young PIMP with long, greasy hair and felt bell bottoms, SLAPS a fat whore, she CRIES and APOLOGIZES.

[shadowkitty]

WELL DONE, MR MILLER! ANOTHER SUREFIRE HIT!

[niav]

You don't think the felt bell-bottoms lend the character an aura of dominance and control?

[lots42]

A Miller Batman film? SHEESH.

Miller is nuts.

I thought it was pretty silly once when there was a Vicki Vale scene with her half naked in her darkroom. Miller had her half naked in a glass walled apartment. Lord.

[qem_chibati]

is this for real?

[qem_chibati]

Seriously I read it and I think... Isn't this some sort of weird fan parody?

[shadowkitty]

No, seriously. This is real. It's by the guy who did Sin City and 300, and the most famous Batman comic.

He's so terrible.

[qem_chibati]

I know he is terrible!

But.

*jaw drops*

JUST WUT.