Oh my goodness! This story moves my heart and overflows the wellsprings of my soul! Mayhaps you could send a carrier pigeon to the fair princess and tell her that this thing with her prince is acceptable; everyone goes through phases, and I'm not going to judge her for experimenting with the hets? And also I hope she's otherwise okay. "Shocked during foreplay" indeed! Oh, to be a fly on the dean's wall during THAT conversation.
I have relayed your message and the princess was much amused by it. Apparently the conversation with the dean was pretty hilarious. Anne showed her the hospital record thingie and the dean just kept trying to keep a straight face.
"I...I thought you said you were in the shower?"
"I was...we were..."
"Oh." *Barely contained laughter* "That's how my husband says he wants to go!"
I've been getting all sorts of comments on this story. Mostly I keep having to explain that I did mean difibrillator (in some, corectly spelled way)and not a pacemaker, but I've also had to keep explaining that, yes, the lovely princess is still a lesbian. There was this one guy who was super annoying about it. He kept going on and on about how "By definition she's a bisexual!" I tried to explain that personal identification doesn't work like that and so forth but he just wouldn't let it go. The rarely seen ROAR!!Alex had to be deployed. It was very satisfying.
By the way, I've continued watching Buffy. Angel is still Edward.
1. Yes, yes she is. She can be a lesbian as long as she feels like one, mister! 2. No, no he is not. You are WRONG! 3. I can think of worse ways to go than via showergasm, though I'm not sure that's how I'd choose. Traumatic for the showermate and all. 4. He is NOT Edward! Just no!
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This story moves my heart and overflows the wellsprings of my soul!
Mayhaps you could send a carrier pigeon to the fair princess and tell her that this thing with her prince is acceptable; everyone goes through phases, and I'm not going to judge her for experimenting with the hets? And also I hope she's otherwise okay. "Shocked during foreplay" indeed! Oh, to be a fly on the dean's wall during THAT conversation.
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"I...I thought you said you were in the shower?"
"I was...we were..."
"Oh." *Barely contained laughter* "That's how my husband says he wants to go!"
I've been getting all sorts of comments on this story. Mostly I keep having to explain that I did mean difibrillator (in some, corectly spelled way)and not a pacemaker, but I've also had to keep explaining that, yes, the lovely princess is still a lesbian. There was this one guy who was super annoying about it. He kept going on and on about how "By definition she's a bisexual!" I tried to explain that personal identification doesn't work like that and so forth but he just wouldn't let it go. The rarely seen ROAR!!Alex had to be deployed. It was very satisfying.
By the way, I've continued watching Buffy. Angel is still Edward.
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2. No, no he is not. You are WRONG!
3. I can think of worse ways to go than via showergasm, though I'm not sure that's how I'd choose. Traumatic for the showermate and all.
4. He is NOT Edward! Just no!
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