I came across these rules while checking for plagerism in my Newspaper class. Turns out the writer of this little piece didn't write it at all. But I thought these were amusing
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*Never plagiarize copyrighted (or copylefted, copyforwarded, copydowned, or copysidewaysed) works, especially not those written by: people who died violent deaths, known serial killers, Lovecraftian demons, anyone buried in an Indian burial ground, medeival heretics, or acid-blooded space aliens. Failure to comply will result in an ETERNITY of TORMENT with FIRE and BRIMSTONE.
*Never plagiarize anything from an acid-blooded space alien who was hacked to death by Inquisitors while worshipping Cthulhu by sacrificing small children and was then transported to the New World and buried in an Indian burial ground, upside-down, after being peed on. Failure to comply will result in an ETERNITY of TORMENT with THE CHICKEN DANCE.
Never ever go skinnydipping at night alone or with a singular partner (lover, friend, flaky drunk boyfriend) when it involves a lake, island coast, river, or especially off the coast of new england fishing towns.
No matter how much bullshit it sounds like, never stand in front of any mirror and repeat phrases such as "bloody mary" "candyman" or any variation thereof.
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*Never plagiarize anything from an acid-blooded space alien who was hacked to death by Inquisitors while worshipping Cthulhu by sacrificing small children and was then transported to the New World and buried in an Indian burial ground, upside-down, after being peed on. Failure to comply will result in an ETERNITY of TORMENT with THE CHICKEN DANCE.
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No matter how much bullshit it sounds like, never stand in front of any mirror and repeat phrases such as "bloody mary" "candyman" or any variation thereof.
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