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shadow_shimmer

strap your memories to your back and hang that noose around your neck

Apr 14, 2007 22:43

OMG. Let's do the character meme!

1. Pete Wentz
2. Boris Diaw
3. Ryan Ross
4. JR Smith
5. Patrick Stump
6. LeBron James
7. Allen Iverson
8. Eddie Najera
9. Steve Nash
10. Kobe Bryant
11. Carmelo Anthony
12. Jon Walker

This time I answered the majority of the twenty two questions in drabble form. Not betaed, of course, Just for crack.

( Various pairings include but are not limited to: Steve Nash/Patrick Stump, Allen Iverson/Patrick Stump, Jon Walker/Boris Diaw, and WAIT FOR IT -- Melo/Ryan Ross. Then there are the threesomes, the hookers and the evil eyebrows. Also, ratings on the drabbles range from PG-hard R. )

fob fic, nba slash, panic! slash, meme, fic

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unlovablehands April 15 2007, 06:56:01 UTC

okay. i had to stop partway through reading these because i just. jwalk/boris diaw. i love random character pairing-up memes. because lol. *goes to read the rest*

unlovablehands April 15 2007, 06:58:52 UTC

actually, all the bandom/nba crossovers are just breaking my brain a little, but in the most amazing possible way.

unlovablehands April 15 2007, 07:12:55 UTC

so the best parts so far:

Brendon asking if Melo swallows. I, uh. Brendon Urie has stolen my heart!

And and and. BORIS'S FANFIC. HIGH SCHOOL AU. I laughed so hard I snorted.

shadow_shimmer April 15 2007, 07:26:12 UTC

Brendon asking if Melo swallows

Seemed like that would be foremost on his mind.

And, LOL. Boris. He would be that person in fandom. (I mean, not like I haven't considered an NBA high school AU on occasion. In passing.)

:D

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__tk__ April 15 2007, 12:08:27 UTC

The Steve/Patrick one is filled with awesome. Because the first thing I would do if I ran into the Great Wall of Steve Nash wouldl be to poke him in the abs. :), Really, I used to do it all the time to this guy I knew who was obsessed with working out. And all the patting and petting was genius, like Patrick was a toy dog or something.

shadow_shimmer April 15 2007, 21:38:13 UTC

Thanks! The Steve/Patrick one might be my favorite. :) I'd love to take that one to fic-length at some point, and really get them talking to each other. I guess because they're the only ones that I see as a plausible pairing.

fivethreerin April 15 2007, 12:52:42 UTC

i would say something coherent-

but my mind's still blown from the contents of number 22.
"save the bassist, save the world." AND "The Brotherhood of the Rose, or How I Quit Being Emo, and Learned to Love the NBA."

shadow_shimmer April 15 2007, 21:40:46 UTC

lol :) Thanks!

I wondered if anyone would get the Heroes ref there.

nycscribbler April 15 2007, 15:05:59 UTC

I love #18. I'd take that course, and not even to ogle the professor, no matter how pretty he is.

And I love how you tied #21 and #22 together, because, yes, those tie together too well.

shadow_shimmer April 15 2007, 21:44:07 UTC

Hee. Thank you! I can totally see Melo wandering around campus with little glasses and a messenger back full of lecture notes and random books. But yeah. I'd take the course too, actually, even without Prof!Melo.

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shadow_shimmer April 15 2007, 21:49:09 UTC

I was a little stumped by having to write Melo and Ryan until I remembered the Knicks connection, and then I just ran with it (without trying to think about it too hard, of course.)

But have you SEEN JR's eyebrows? The kid needs some serious help. Sometimes I think that he wears his headband just to keep those things in check.

Also, I think "WHO ELSE but Kobe Bryant" can be applied to many and varied conversations throughout the day.