A one-time girlfriend who remains one of my dearest friends once entertained herself during some dead-time at work by making paper rings the proper size for various males who were foolish enough to share their measurements with (or who she had personal knowledge of!) and then she stacked them like those little Russian dolls. On her desk. With names on.
For some reason (I can't imagine why ...) this post made me think of her doing that.
When I was living with my friend Kate, she was going out with a gentleman of....prodigious proportions. And she was describing the first time she saw his member. Without thinking, I said, "So, have you ever seen a Great Dane hit on a Chihuahua?"
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Is it bad I actually slapped my knee at that last line?
Oh my God.
(I mean that in the best way, please trust me on that...)
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A one-time girlfriend who remains one of my dearest friends once entertained herself during some dead-time at work by making paper rings the proper size for various males who were foolish enough to share their measurements with (or who she had personal knowledge of!) and then she stacked them like those little Russian dolls. On her desk. With names on.
For some reason (I can't imagine why ...) this post made me think of her doing that.
*giggles more*
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I miss Duplo.
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We both cracked up.
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