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[shadesofevil]

So... bright. Not at all like my homeland... Nevertheless, I see no reason to panic. There is no reason a Count cannot extend courtesy to his wonderful hosts. While it does have its faults, I see this island as a rich opportunity to begin anew, and enjoy a taste of foreign culture.

I am particularly eager to partake of the local cuisine.

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[thelostseraph]

. . . Wesker?
You seem a bit more . . . ominous than usual.

[shadesofevil]

I'm afraid I don't know a Wesker. And I certainly don't know what you mean by ominous...

[thelostseraph]

. . . What is your name?

[shadesofevil]

[[In the blink of an eye, Wesker is on his feet, circling Ledah hungrily.]]

Alucard.

Count Alucard.

[thelostseraph]

More of the island's trickery?

Whoever you may be, you reek of the underworld far more than Wesker ever has. Stand down.

[shadesofevil]

And if I don't?

[thelostseraph]

Forgotten so quickly? I exist solely to destroy creatures as yourself.

[shadesofevil]

Ah, a hunter. As if I wasn't plagued enough already with that thrice-damned "vampire slayer". You would care to join his ranks, then?

[thelostseraph]

A vampire? . . . Ah!
Yes, I remember the stories -- From the book I gave Wesker, no less.

Should you not be withering before my holy presence? No? A pity.

[shadesofevil]

Surely you didn't think it would be that easy, did you?

[thelostseraph]

Hope doth spring eternal.

As you appear to be unperturbed by my angelic aura, perhaps you may trim the list down for me.

Sunlight? Blessed water? Removal of the soul?

[shadesofevil]

Oh, certainly not blessed water. I would simply hate that. This is a silk suit; I would never get the stain out.

[thelostseraph]

Very well, then. If I recall correctly, death by pointy object is the most commonly prescribed remedy.

[shadesofevil]

It's a dangerous game you play at, servant of God. Are you sure you want to take the risks?

[thelostseraph]

I perceive no risk. You exist merely as a construct of this island's magic and are doubtlessly incapable of causing true harm.

Yet I would not wish to harm the body you inhabit -- Thus I say once more, stand down.

[shadesofevil]

You refuse to hurt me, yet presume to give me orders. It does not take a genius to find the flaw in your strategy.