Someone fix the lights already, it's giving me a headache.

This is what you get when you don't use eco as a power source ...

[Locked to Redd // unhackable]

Redd, I want to talk.

No bullshit.

{OOC: Jak is moping in the forest if anyone wants to join him}

Lot of newcomers tonight.  How many passengers does this boat even hold?

You tell them people here get their ears cut off when they arrive, Kage?

Precursors, I need a damn drink.

[OOC: Jak will be in the bar.  Staying very far away from the vodka.]

[Bang bang]

I can't ...

[BANG bang bang]

Damn it!

Redd what the hell did you do to my ears?!

I guess there really isn't any Eco here.

All these people, an entire damn forest ... and no Eco.  Not even like it was here and now it's gone, it's like ... it's not real.

[Pause]

How ...

This shouldn't be possible.

It's ... ugh, never mind.

[Sigh, click.]

[Click]

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[footsteps echoing in the background]

Alright, now I am really mad.

This cannot be real.

A forest on a Precursor damned ship!?  Half the doors are locked, one of the decks is on fire, you people have freakishly stubby ears and I swear I can't feel any Eco here.  None.

[rustle, muffled static]

Oh what the hell is ...

... bears?

[Click, sound of rustling, frustrated mumbles and broken curses in the background. Voice gets louder suddenly.]

Is this thing on?  Hello?

[Exasperated sigh.]

Look, just give me back my ... things and tell me where the hell Daxter is, and we'll call it quits, okay?  I just --

[Long pause.]

Wait a minute is that the oce...?

Is this a boat?

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