[Jak has found a copy of
The Lost Frontier and is playing it on Deck 12.]
I don't look like this, right? What's wrong with my hair?
And why do I sound ...
...
That's not how Eco works!
[Jak watches as his in-game counterpart mispronounces the word "gun" for the second time, then throws the controller against the wall in frustration.]
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[Alright so he's no scientist, but he's channeled a lot of the stuff in his time, he's got a pretty good idea.]
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How else do you think they made Orange Eco! Honestly.
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That's right, a three foot tall blue bear, that's who. Don't worry, he doesn't look that thrilled to be here either.]
I don't think that's the right way to take out your anger.
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Uhhh ... right.
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He thinks he's entitled to your body, Jak.]
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My, he barely blinks as he begins drawing a line of whipped cream from the tip of one of Jak's ears across his head right over to the other.]
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Whipped cream drips down his face, and his in-game self flings into a lake falls off a cliff and dies.]
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[Oh. It's slowly dawning on him.]
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[Daxter sucks down his slurpee through his crazy straw.]
Man, I forgot what a douchebag you turn into.
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[Dax, you're killing him here.]
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[Sllllrrrp.]
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I'm wearing like, eight sweaters under that jacket.
And why would I shave?
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