I don't know Batman. Not at all. You can just -- you can TELL, right? Just by looking at him. Not that I've ever seen him, but, you know. I hear stuff. I think Barbara's met him. Maybe.
*locked*
Wait, did you just agree to fight Batman if I'd sleep with you and Tina Fey?
Hey, I'm always serious. This is an entirely serious conversation.
Except I like annoying Lor sometimes. When she takes over my hockey league and makes it into a girl power charity event (Tina Fey notwithstanding) for instance.
Nobody in particular. I was just curious. You seem to be taking for granted I would be okay making love with another woman, for your enjoyment. So I was curious.
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*locked*
Wait, did you just agree to fight Batman if I'd sleep with you and Tina Fey?
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Looks win-win to me.
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I'll see about calling in my Gotham contacts.
How well does Lorna KNOW Tina Fey, anyway?
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Heh. All I know is she's funding Lor's girl power hockey league.
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Well, look, don't go and start talking to her about threeways until I see what I can do on the Batman front.
And don't call Lorna "Lor." She doesn't like it.
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Won't say a word.
Huh.
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I have no idea whether this is a serious conversation. Is this a serious conversation?
There are easier ways for you to get threeways, but if I can make this work for me, I'm not complaining.
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Hey, I'm always serious. This is an entirely serious conversation.
Except I like annoying Lor sometimes. When she takes over my hockey league and makes it into a girl power charity event (Tina Fey notwithstanding) for instance.
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She took over, like, with weapons? Forgive my skepticism, but it doesn't seem like many people force you to do things you don't want to do.
So would you still be on the threeway train if it was another guy we were talking about?
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She took over with paperwork. Whatever.
Just who are you imagining?
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Scott.
Nobody in particular. I was just curious. You seem to be taking for granted I would be okay making love with another woman, for your enjoyment. So I was curious.
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Aren't all women frisky that way?
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That's really offensive.
Now, be honest. Would you throw Brad Pitt out of bed?
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And?
Is Angelina coming too? 'Cause that sounds fun.
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No, I'm coming. No Angelina for you.
Unless, wait, can we trade her for Tina Fey? No, forget it, those fake lips freak me out.
And, fine, you don't have to answer the question, but you're not being any fun.
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