Will: "I think Tim Jonze just offered me a job at the NME"
Jess: "Yes, Will but it's a job sucking penis"
Will: "I think you're confused Jessica. NME don't just suck penis all day, they make a magazine. You're probably thinking of Suede."

My god, I'm so hot. Please lick me.

(I'm new to livejournal, and so am unfamiliar with your customs. This is your traditional greeting, yes?)

I will provide an account of myself fornicating with co-workers shortly.

Oh and I can't forget:LSKURTY_+(*@$YPQO:IWH:OW%*&YPO:WAUIH?>lkhpeaoy5p[9q82y3[h5oi;qaehnwr;to(*{)%$Y^TP{O$UIHW>SLJKHD:LFIGS