Done ....

[sh8der_boi]

Yesterday was officially my last day of full time work. Yay!!!

Basically I make topless underwater chicks for the sexual pleasure of teenage boys.

For example:

Comments

[kyliooo]

A: use of the word "atop" = AWSUMMMMM
2: TOPLESS MERMAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your work is the best! closest i got to a topless mermaid at work today was having to smell half-frozen, badly packed fish fillets! eww!

[sh8der_boi]

iii: I'm glad you like it. I wrote an algorithm to render the shadowing and light reflectance on the hair. I tried to explain this to my grandmother, and she now thinks that I am official hairstylist to the undersea kingdom or something.

[libertinette]

hahahahAHAHAHA! THIS IS TRUTH!!

[kyliooo]

hahahaha! man, that would be the best job ever. officiall hair stylist of the undersea kingdom. i wanna do that! do they have a major for that in college?

ps. writing algorithms = hawt!

[alison_12]

Will made demos for nvidia graphics cards
something to do with naked mermaids
and of course his secret fetish with captain picard
he got cut down to part-time so jess's hair he could braid
and because of that i take a glass shard
the skin on my arms is red and frayed
because i cut

[sh8der_boi]

OMG is that iambic pentameter?

PS Marry me. You are the second most cuttingest stalker I've ever had!!!

[alison_12]

omg, i almost failed english so i dont know. ahhahahahahhaha

ps: i want to marry jess.

[sh8der_boi]

There once was a cutter4lyfe
Who was skilled with the word and the knife
When on lj she stalked
Her poetry rocked
So much that she made Jess her wife

you are my friend.

[spinizuey]

Hello mr.mathnerdguywhohasexceptionalartworkandlikesFF

I have an idea of what "cutting" is.. but care to clarify? I just want to make sure it's what i'm thinking about....

Math his my worst subject, art is my best. seems like you excel at both you lucky bastard.

are you IRL friends with that insane chick Libertinette "Jess"? Gonna be at the FF concert in Toronto? Eh? EH?

Re: you are my friend.

[sh8der_boi]

Hello

Yes, cutting is probably exactly what you think it is ... self mutilation. Why is this a topic of comedy you might ask? 1) Because it started as kind of an in-joke that started with CERTAIN PEOPLE in the libs community who are old enough to know better. 2) Because it's hilarious.

Anyway, I'm not actually a professional artist. I am a computer programmer that works with artists. So like, instead of drawing long flowing hair I come up with a mathematical formula that represent physical models of light reflection in long flowing hair. I do art a bit though, and its kinda like the mermaid only more crappy.

Also, Jess and I are "kinda real-life friends" in that we have been living together for 4 years! And yes we are going to Franz! In Toronto! And meeting up with you! And probably waiting in line like forever cause you and Jess are both insane!!! And probably going somewhere or something after!!!