Bill or George! Anything but Sue!

[sgt_johnson]

*Just as he leaves the great hall, stop and summons a guitar with his wand*

My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to Ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me 'Sue.'

Well, he

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[proudgreenauror]

O_______O

..he has a first name??
THAT's his first name!???

Th-that was BEAUTIFUL!!!!

[[*fixes the strike which is not there so it actually is* XD]]

[sgt_johnson]

*Coughs*

Dammit... I can't sing worth a damn...

*Tosses guitar*

[proudgreenauror]

*catches!*

*and is suddenly gifted with mad fingering skills and sings so loud it echoes*

HEY-yo, Captain Jack!
HEY-yo, Captain Jack!
Bring me back to the railroad track!
Bring me back to the railroad track!

*mad riff of DOOM*

[[Source. XD]]

[sgt_johnson]

What're you staring at?

[sgt_johnson]

I ain't.