COFFEE BY seramercury [LFWS #1 ROUND 1]
Title: Coffee
Author: seramercury
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Stargate belongs to Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios Inc., no infringements of any rights is intended.
Spoilers: None
Prompt for the Round: > Write a story featuring the team in which ONLY dialogue is used. No scene setters at all. Just pure dialogue. Not even ‘... Sheppard said’ or ‘... Rodney complained’. All must speak at least once.
COFFEE by TO BE REVEALED
"You're nuts!"
"It takes one to know one, Rodney."
"Why would anyone in their right mind drink tea over coffee?"
"Because Rodney it calms ones nerves."
"No no no! You can't be counted in this conversation, Teyla! You grew up on tea!"
"Tea's good."
"Ronon too, huh?"
"Looks like it, Rodney. You do know there's caffeinated tea, right?"
"I say if you're going to caffeinate, it has to be coffee."
"Well if someone hoards all the damn coffee everyone else has to make do with what's left over."
"Hey I can't help it everyone's slow at claiming it!"
"..."
"Okay, okay, maybe I can. Ronon, don't give me that look, you don't even like coffee!"
"Who says?"
"Um... you do? I gotta go, work to do and all. Bye!"
"Nice one. I really need to learn that look."
"Yep. That look is reserved for McKay only. Scares the crap out of him."
"To be honest it kinda scares the crap out of me too."
"Good."
"Hey!"
"John I do not believe Ronon would ever use that look on you."
"Why not?"
"Don't sound so offended. Besides, you should already be able to tell when I'm pissed off or annoyed at you."
"This is true. Come on, guys, I'm hungry."
**
“Ronon what is that?”
“Coffee.”
“Yeah, I got that, but where did you find it?”
“McKay’s room.”
“Nice! What were planning on doing with it?”
“Want some?”
“Hell yes! The crap that’s currently in the mess hall should be flagged as toxic!”
“So I hear.”
“You do realize McKay’s gonna go on a rampage when he can’t find his coffee… and I can tell by that smirk that you don’t give a shit.”
“I don’t. So, wanna watch the rampage?”
“I do! He should be in his lab.”
**
“I said don’t touch that! You’re gonna blow us the hell up! Damn it! I know it was Ronon who snatched my coffee. He will pay for this in the most embarrassing way I can think imagine!”
“Threatening me, McKay?”
“What? Huh? Me? Never! Here have some of this!”
“Tea?”
“What? It’s a good source of caffeine.”
The End.
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Author: seramercury
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Stargate belongs to Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios Inc., no infringements of any rights is intended.
Spoilers: None
Prompt for the Round: > Write a story featuring the team in which ONLY dialogue is used. No scene setters at all. Just pure dialogue. Not even ‘... Sheppard said’ or ‘... Rodney complained’. All must speak at least once.
COFFEE by TO BE REVEALED
"You're nuts!"
"It takes one to know one, Rodney."
"Why would anyone in their right mind drink tea over coffee?"
"Because Rodney it calms ones nerves."
"No no no! You can't be counted in this conversation, Teyla! You grew up on tea!"
"Tea's good."
"Ronon too, huh?"
"Looks like it, Rodney. You do know there's caffeinated tea, right?"
"I say if you're going to caffeinate, it has to be coffee."
"Well if someone hoards all the damn coffee everyone else has to make do with what's left over."
"Hey I can't help it everyone's slow at claiming it!"
"..."
"Okay, okay, maybe I can. Ronon, don't give me that look, you don't even like coffee!"
"Who says?"
"Um... you do? I gotta go, work to do and all. Bye!"
"Nice one. I really need to learn that look."
"Yep. That look is reserved for McKay only. Scares the crap out of him."
"To be honest it kinda scares the crap out of me too."
"Good."
"Hey!"
"John I do not believe Ronon would ever use that look on you."
"Why not?"
"Don't sound so offended. Besides, you should already be able to tell when I'm pissed off or annoyed at you."
"This is true. Come on, guys, I'm hungry."
**
“Ronon what is that?”
“Coffee.”
“Yeah, I got that, but where did you find it?”
“McKay’s room.”
“Nice! What were planning on doing with it?”
“Want some?”
“Hell yes! The crap that’s currently in the mess hall should be flagged as toxic!”
“So I hear.”
“You do realize McKay’s gonna go on a rampage when he can’t find his coffee… and I can tell by that smirk that you don’t give a shit.”
“I don’t. So, wanna watch the rampage?”
“I do! He should be in his lab.”
**
“I said don’t touch that! You’re gonna blow us the hell up! Damn it! I know it was Ronon who snatched my coffee. He will pay for this in the most embarrassing way I can think imagine!”
“Threatening me, McKay?”
“What? Huh? Me? Never! Here have some of this!”
“Tea?”
“What? It’s a good source of caffeine.”
The End.
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