A Tale of Two Rodneys, by Alex51324 (Skeevy Ancients Challenge)

[alex51324]

“Colonel Sheppard, get down here, now,” Rodney said through John’s radio.

Rodney sounded genuinely panicked-not irritated, excited, or horny, the way he usually did when he demanded John’s immediate presence-so John started toward the nearest transporter before radioing back to ask, “What’s going on?”  Rodney panicking didn’t necessarily

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[synekdokee]

I want an explanation on where the sex went. I demand Rodney/John/Rodney threesome!

[alex51324]

Well, since you're demanding, I bet it would go something like this:

"Would you hurry up and come? You're monopolizing the Colonel."

"It's not even--oh, yeah, Sheppard, that's--not even your turn. He was playing with your stupid nipples for hours."

"Yeah, but he was kissing you at the same time!"

"It was a lousy kiss--you kept distracting him." The Rodney he was sucking off--John had lost track of which one it was--thrust into his mouth a few times, twining his fingers in John's hair. "Why don't you masturbate or something?"

"I could do that *by myself*."

All in all, this had been much hotter in John's head.

[synekdokee]

All in all, this had been much hotter in John's head.

I concur :D

No but seriously, your comment was in my inbox when I checked my email on the bus on my way to work the other day, cranky and sleepy, and you totally made my morning :D So thanks for that!

[alex51324]

Good to hear! Ending the story where I did was a bit of a tease, but sex scenes aren't my best area. Probably what people are imagining is much hotter!

[antares04a]

And now I want to read about those further ... tests! *g*

Nice idea and poor John, babysitting two Rodneys at the same time. *g*

[alex51324]

Look up. :) I don't think the...tests...went quite as well as John imagined. Next time, they should probably try it with two Johns and one Rodney.

[danceswithgary]

Fun exploration of the myriad ways Star Trek handled doubles and this: "Now you’re ganging up on me?” That just wasn’t fair. had me laughing out loud. :-D

[alex51324]

I think I forgot some Star Trek doubles when I was writing it. Now I sort of want to write a serious version modeled after the ST:TNG episode where the transporter accident makes two Rikers, one of whom has spent years stranded on a planet that the other one barely escaped. In my version, I suppose Rodney gets swept up by...dunno, two Wraith culling beams at once? And John&company rescue *one* of them. After about a year, the other one manages to escape, only to return to Atlantis and find that he's already there. Except the only way to end a story like that is to have the copy heroically sacrifice himself, and I don't want to do that to poor extra!Rodney, especially after he's spent a whole year on a Wraith ship.

[danceswithgary]

That would definitely be a much darker take on the doubles. I can't come up with a 'happy' solution for that one off the top of my head. Good luck if you tackle it.

[alex51324]

Yeah, I have a bad habit of starting stories with a compelling premise but not end in sight. :(

[mrshamill]

Okay, that was ridiculously funny. I loved your Rodney/Rodney voice, and poor John!

[alex51324]

Glad you liked!

[adafrog]

heee! Thanks.

[alex51324]

Thank *you*.