Hello, Rodney! by rhymer23 (kidfic challenge)

[rhymer23]

Title: Hello, Rodney!
Author: by Eildon Rhymer (rhymer23)
Rating: PG-13 for the main story, but the optional ending (off-site) has some shocking double entendre
Spoilers: None
Words: 2800, plus pictures, educational activities, and optional alternative ending for the truly incorrigible.
Characters: Rodney, John, some of their little friends, and a baddy

Comments

[janne_d]

Bwahahahahaha! This is fabulous!

It's creeping up on you! It's a moral! Can you pull a scary face and make the moral go away?

HEEEE!

*dies from laughing*

That is all.

[rhymer23]

Thanks! I was very relieved to get your comment - the first one - since I was still in a "OMG! I can't believe I actually pressed "post"!" mentality. Glad you enjoyed it! :-)

[trystings]

Someone has been reading a little bit too much Roald Dahl! *g*

Rodney and John go through the door, and… Oh no! They've died horribly! It's the end of the book!

Only joking!

*ROFL* This was awesome.

[rhymer23]

*laughs* No, somebody has been doing too many storytelling sessions to 3 year olds. It drives us a little crazy sometimes. ;-)

[jadesfire]

Oh good grief.

Can't breathe. Laughing too hard. Can't breathe...

This is genius on so many levels. Just...*flaps hands* Genius.

*dies laughing*

[rhymer23]

Oh dear. Sounds painful. Breathing is good. ;-)

Glad you enjoyed it! I always worry so much more about posting my bizarre humour stuff than my serious stuff.

[_inbetween_]

Ms. Snicket, you briefly revived my long-dead, brief thought of becoming a kindergarten teacher with your shining example.

... I can't seem to find page 99 for some reason.

[rhymer23]

Really? I did post page 99.* Maybe it got censored on the ground that it was too shocking even for the internet. ;-)

* Okay. No, I didn't. :-)

[spacedmonkey]

I love the emotions card and feel the desperate need to use it in class tomorrow instead of our normal one the Speech Therapy team has dumped us with, just to see if anyone notices!

I also feel there's quite a few of my team that would like a symbol that suggested that no-one truely understood how screwed we were!

So cool.

[rhymer23]

*laughs* I'd be rather tempted to use it myself, though fortunately we library ladies don't get to do things like this. Although I'm sure I could bring it into a storytelling session somehow... *thinks* ;-)