The (Almost But Not Quite) Non-existent Hotness of Rodney McKay by Zinnith (F*cking Freezing)

[zinfic]

John has no idea why this keeps happening. As a matter of fact, he has no idea how McKay managed to talk him into having sex in the first place. It seemed like a good idea at the time, just after the siege when they were both crashing from adrenaline and uppers. John had been burning with the need to prove to himself that he was still alive, and

Comments

[mellyna]

Adorable. Poor John, just can't say no can he. Thanks for sharing.

[zinfic]

John doesn't have a chance... Thank you for reading!

[kassrachel]

If you can teach dogs not to chase cars, you should be able to teach your penis not to chase astrophysicists.

Ahahahahaha!

“Yessss,” Rodney hisses. “You’re ...oh god, a natural. Just like that, just...a little bit more, John, please...” and then his back arches off the bed and he spurts all over himself.

Nrgh. I think you just short-circuited my brain.

[zinfic]

Ah, manical laughter mixed with brain short-circuitry, just the reaction I was going for... Thank you!

[mecurtin]

If you can teach dogs not to chase cars, you should be able to teach your penis not to chase astrophysicists.

LOLomg. And Ronon's flatulence talk! Oh John, why is your life so *difficult*?

From the way you were watching me on the planet, I thought you might want to give it a try. All in the interest of science, of course

See! Rodney is just, you know, blinding him with science!

oopsie:
rubbing his prostrate
I think you made the slasher's typo there

[zinfic]

Heh, Ronon wasn't even going to be in the story and then he turned up in my head and started talking about gas :)
Thank you for letting me know about the typo. Fixed now!

[mirror_mirrin]

I gotta say, I love your icon. lol

[grammarwoman]

Eeee! That was really entertaining. The constant references to John's dick ("John’s dick is a traitor. An evil, evil traitor.", "At the court-martial, he can always blame his dick.") just made it.

(And another small correction: "Made you farts stink real bad though.", should probably be "your".)

Very nice.

[zinfic]

Heh, usually I have John's voice in my head when I write a story. This time I had the voice of John's dick. Not that I'm complaining...

Thank you for catching the typo!

[fishbaum]

LOL! Hot and funny at the same time -- I love laughing while squirming. :) Well done!

[zinfic]

Just the reaction I was hoping for, thank you!