PACMAN by slybrarian (amnesty 2007, documentation)
Title: PACMAN (Documentation Challenge)
Author: slybrarian
Rating: PG
Pairing: Gen
Series: Dramatic Exit
Notes: This is what happens when you stick me in an long, painful committee meeting.
Summary: Chuck takes notes, and brings the coffee. Everyone else mostly yells at each other.
Minutes of the People's Advisory Committee for Managing Atlantean Nationalism, 22/9/2009 Meeting
Lt. Col. John Sheppard, USAF, Chairman
Sgt. Chuck Fraser, RCMP, Secretary
Meeting called to order at 1705 AST.
In attendance - Col Sheppard, Maj. Lorne, Dr. McKay, Dr. Zelenka, Teyla Emmagan, Specialist Dex, Dr. Keller, Sgt. Fraser
Motion by Dr. McKay to "rename this committee something less communist and more intelligent"
- suggestion by Col. Sheppard of "Atlantean Sovereignty Society"
- objection by Dr. McKay - "childish beyond words"
- motion by Maj. Lorne to accept Sheppard's suggestion - carries 7-1
Report from Dr. Keller and Teyla Emmagan regarding native substitutes for Earth-made medicines
- several potential trade partners mentioned - Xihua (P4X-778), Kalak Tee (M1X-416), Melkab (P9X-508)
- reminder by Maj. Lorne of several projects in botany that might be useful
- Dr. McKay complained that "special brownies don't work as anesthetics"
- Dr. Keller said that she is working with Drs. Parrish and Lindsey
Report from Dr. Zelenka regarding Project Amorous Koala
- Col. Sheppard grumbled that he "hates you fuckers so very, very much"
- initial test runs might be possible within month, possibly start charging empty ZPM within a few weeks after that
- Dr. Z also said that necessity of keeping on-site staff low to avoid suspicion is hindering progress
- Col. Sheppard sympathized, felt that it was more important to keep SGC's "grubby paws" off facility until operational and safe
- Offer by Sgt. Fraser to assist in scheduling gate activity around Mr. Woolseys's schedule.
Report from Maj. Lorne regarding naquadah survey
- several possible mining sites located
- should have minimal supply for foundry and new jumper fabbery "if you ever get it running"
- Dr. McKay insisted that they will be online soon
- Maj. Lorne reminded him that "you thought it was a swimming pool until two weeks ago"
- Dr. McKay: "Like you brain-dead grunts could do any better, Major."
- Maj. Lorne: "Flyboy, actually."
- Dr. McKay: "Anyone who thinks poking rocks is science is a grunt."
- Col. Sheppard observed that "someone's in a grumpy mood today," posited that "maybe you need a nap, Rodney. Or to get laid."
Meeting adjourned early due to attack by flame-breathing squid.
Author: slybrarian
Rating: PG
Pairing: Gen
Series: Dramatic Exit
Notes: This is what happens when you stick me in an long, painful committee meeting.
Summary: Chuck takes notes, and brings the coffee. Everyone else mostly yells at each other.
Minutes of the People's Advisory Committee for Managing Atlantean Nationalism, 22/9/2009 Meeting
Lt. Col. John Sheppard, USAF, Chairman
Sgt. Chuck Fraser, RCMP, Secretary
Meeting called to order at 1705 AST.
In attendance - Col Sheppard, Maj. Lorne, Dr. McKay, Dr. Zelenka, Teyla Emmagan, Specialist Dex, Dr. Keller, Sgt. Fraser
Motion by Dr. McKay to "rename this committee something less communist and more intelligent"
- suggestion by Col. Sheppard of "Atlantean Sovereignty Society"
- objection by Dr. McKay - "childish beyond words"
- motion by Maj. Lorne to accept Sheppard's suggestion - carries 7-1
Report from Dr. Keller and Teyla Emmagan regarding native substitutes for Earth-made medicines
- several potential trade partners mentioned - Xihua (P4X-778), Kalak Tee (M1X-416), Melkab (P9X-508)
- reminder by Maj. Lorne of several projects in botany that might be useful
- Dr. McKay complained that "special brownies don't work as anesthetics"
- Dr. Keller said that she is working with Drs. Parrish and Lindsey
Report from Dr. Zelenka regarding Project Amorous Koala
- Col. Sheppard grumbled that he "hates you fuckers so very, very much"
- initial test runs might be possible within month, possibly start charging empty ZPM within a few weeks after that
- Dr. Z also said that necessity of keeping on-site staff low to avoid suspicion is hindering progress
- Col. Sheppard sympathized, felt that it was more important to keep SGC's "grubby paws" off facility until operational and safe
- Offer by Sgt. Fraser to assist in scheduling gate activity around Mr. Woolseys's schedule.
Report from Maj. Lorne regarding naquadah survey
- several possible mining sites located
- should have minimal supply for foundry and new jumper fabbery "if you ever get it running"
- Dr. McKay insisted that they will be online soon
- Maj. Lorne reminded him that "you thought it was a swimming pool until two weeks ago"
- Dr. McKay: "Like you brain-dead grunts could do any better, Major."
- Maj. Lorne: "Flyboy, actually."
- Dr. McKay: "Anyone who thinks poking rocks is science is a grunt."
- Col. Sheppard observed that "someone's in a grumpy mood today," posited that "maybe you need a nap, Rodney. Or to get laid."
Meeting adjourned early due to attack by flame-breathing squid.