Promiscuous by Korilian

[korilian]

“What about him?”

“No, no, no, he won’t do at ALL. Check out his flabby ass. You need something firm to grab hold off.”

It wasn’t the subject matter that pulled him up short, because this was Atlantis and John had long ago learned that his people were basically shameless horn dogs (the linguists especially). It was the fact that it was

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[korilian]

Anything with Rodney in it is my OTP, but I'm indecently fond of Rodney/Teyla. I totally think they've been having casual sex. She wouldn't really want to have a real relationship with him, but she is kind of fond of him and she really appreciates his discretion. (though I also think Rodney/Teyla could work as more, as long as he put down his hackles the way he does around Katie :).

[anonymous]

To me this is the most plausibly canon out there.

[korilian]

ME TOO! :)

[ccmom]

This was great! Loved how John had no response for any of it. He'd better run fast. lol

[korilian]

Running was the only response left for him really. Teyla of course won't get that he'd totally do her (provided there's no cuddling), because that doesn't fit her image of him AT ALL! And then he'll get passive aggressive, but too out of touch with his emotions to know if he's jealous of Teyla, or of Rodney... *sigh* Poor John.

[panisdead]

Sheppard decided he’d ask Ronon about it… or not. He could just never ask Ronon about it. That worked too.

Heh. That sounds about right. ::g::

[korilian]

Well Ronon is a 'valued' member of the expedition. He wouldn't want to accidentally offend him over some cultural hangup... ;)

[korilian]

Oh thanks. It was such a bitch posting this. Stupid LJ.