The Double Disappearance of Col. Sheppard, Ch. 1, by Sophonisba [animal challenge]

[saphanibaal]

-title- The Double Disappearance of Colonel Sheppard, Chapter One: Daybreak
-author- Sophonisba (saphanibaal)
-warnings- Gen. Silly. Fusion. Strong language. Humor relating to genitalia.
-timeframe- Takes place during second season, sort of.
-characters- John, Rodney; cameos by Zelenka and Ronon
-disclaimer- SGA, of course, is not mine. Neither, sadly, is

Comments

[grey_bard]

Oh, great fun! ... Now I have to go look up Dinosaur!Sheppard's species. Chopsticks for Tyrannosaurs! Cool! This whole universe he's fallen into is very fun. Looking forward to more!

[saphanibaal]

Thank you!

//Now I have to go look up Dinosaur!Sheppard's species.//

Sheppard, Ronon, and for that matter Cash. ^_^

//Chopsticks for Tyrannosaurs!//

Well, how else are they going to hold something up to one eye? Especially with those claws.

Thank you once again for your kind comments.

[anjak_j]

Hee! This is great. Cannot wait for more...

[saphanibaal]

Thank you!

[calijirl5150]

Oh this is hilarious :) Your voices are spot on, which is really neat considering LOL

[saphanibaal]

Thank you very much!

//Your voices are spot on,//

Oh, good. I'm glad I got them right -- I was a little worried about that.

[sholio]

*dies*

I'm sorry," John said earnestly, because, really, he could sort of see other-Rodney's point, and patted him on the nose.

*dies again*

Frankly, I think this universe's Rodney is probably taking this better than the other universe's Rodney is likely to be taking Dinosaur!John, though.

[saphanibaal]

//*dies*//

Er... thank you?

//"I'm sorry," John said earnestly, because, really, he could sort of see other-Rodney's point, and patted him on the nose.

*dies again*//

So much of everything would just be different, you know?

And thank you -- that was one of the really fun scenes to write.

//Frankly, I think this universe's Rodney is probably taking this better than the other universe's Rodney is likely to be taking Dinosaur!John, though.//

Well, there is a difference between finding an unexpected Ancient in your friend's room (where you know of the Ancients, have been reading their writings and viewing their recordings, and have in fact met one even if she was wearing the shape of one of you at the time) and finding an unexpected Utahraptor.

[ratcreature]

Bwah! This is such a cool place! ♥ dinosaurs.

[saphanibaal]

Thank you very much!

//♥ dinosaurs.//

Doesn't everybody? ^_^