Just Like Penguins, by Vega (Animals Challenge)

[losyark]

Just Like Penguins
Part One
by losyark

Characters: Jack O`Neill, Woolsey
Pairing: McShep
Rating: Pg-13 for language
Spoilers: Up to and set between “The Siege III” and “Intruder”
Author’s Notes: ruinsofmysanity wanted smut. I failed utterly.
Summary: “For cryin` out loud. Don’t we have better things to be spending our time and money on than

Comments

[summertea]

Oh yes, Mr Woolsey. Penguins.

(:D ♥)

[losyark]

Eee! Penguins are cute. I need to find art of Peguin!Rodney and John...

[losyark]

Why, thank you!

Really? NEVER? But... but! It was FIRST. I mean... oh, gosh, how old do I sound that I can recall going to watch the original movie in the theatres and actually had the education to COMPLAIN about bits of it.

My brain is stuck - seriously, never?

[audreyscastle]

Penguins! Heee, this fandom does love em. Great story, and I could totally see Jack handling things that way. :)

[losyark]

I don`t know what it is about penguins and SGA, they just go so well togther. Maybe because "Atlantis" sounds so much like "Antarctic"?

And I squish your icon, as it`s way too cute.

[saphanibaal]

Somebody should make a links list of all the SGA-and-penguins fics so that they could easily be found.

[saphanibaal]

Somehow I have the impression that Teal'c or possibly Daniel would have given Jack a nice hard-bound copy of Bruce Bagemihl's Biological Exuberance, seven hundred and fifty-two pages of examples and discussion of homosexual behavior in all sorts of animals, excellently suited for hitting idiots upside the head with.

I liked this story, in case you couldn't tell.

[losyark]

I`m glad. Oh yes, I really agree with you about the book, and please stop reading my mind because it`s freaking me out. I was going to have Jack throw that exact book AT Woosley but then the conflict was resolved a bit more peacefully and I decided that the IOA would probably not like Jack all that much and go after Sheppard with a vengence if he did concuss Woosley.

It would have been funny, though!

(Also, I will reply to that e-mail you sent me, I swear - real life has body checked me.)

[saphanibaal]

//It would have been funny, though!//

It would.

(Also, I think Jack has sense enough to restrain himself from actually clocking people with a clue-by-four, and would more likely slam the book down on the desk in front of current idiot with "Here. Other species. Take a look.")

//(Also, I will reply to that e-mail you sent me, I swear - real life has body checked me.)//

Well, I was the one who took a whole week to send it in the first place...

[ceitie]

"Daniel says so and Daniel knows everything." I can just see Jack saying this to Woolsey in his 'so there' tone.

[losyark]

Yeah! Ha!

Thanks for commenting!