Title: Upon One of the Bridges There Was a Curious Scaffolding
Warnings: None.
Author: Pentapus
Notes: John. <50 words.
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They tossed him over the edge with a rope round his wrist that ran out with a jerk and it hurt and he didn't even get his feet wet. When the shark never showed and the cavalry did, he got to punch the bad guy with his arm in a sling.