Heh! Actually there is a pretty funny gen fic based on Daniel and Sam switching bodies for the sake of a mission to a women-run planet. Durned if I can remember the name/author, though...
1. Jack wished Daniel was a girl the first time they argued.
Granted, he was an asshole back then. Jack, that was, not Daniel, though back then he'd thought that Daniel was just about the biggest asshole on the planet. Possibly on any planet; hey, they had a Stargate now, there were a lot more possibilities. But he remembered thinking very clearly that arguments with girls were so very much easier to win. All you did was just make some flippant remark about it being that time of the month already, huh? and then anything she said was obviously influenced by her hormones, and you were the winner by default. It would have been so much easier.
He'd actually forgotten about it until he met Carter. After that he tried to forget it again, because really, how much more of an asshole could he possibly have been?
2. Jack wished Daniel was a girl the first time he caught himself staring.
It wasn't on a mission, thank God, because now that would have been inappropriate, but it was in Daniel's office, on base. Jack had stopped by to invite him
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I actually *groaned* when I first saw this prompt. I thought "Jeez - haven't I already read this theme in about 500 Badfics?" - but you managed to turn it into something unexpected. Thank you! I especially loved number 4:
To know how it felt to pee, to have sex, to have an orgasm ... to see whether military men treated him differently if he came in a different package ... firsthand understanding of how distribution of body mass affected movement, whether fine motor skills felt any different ... at least a month to find out whether or not the whole hormone thing was a crock.
-and would worship you forever if you actually wrote the story where that happened. Please?
He hardly ever used it -- in fact, it kind of freaked him out that he had it at all, since "sexy" was not the word that came to mind when he smiled at himself in the mirror -- but when he did it always worked. Charm was charm, he figured, right? Worth a shot?
Oh, those are so cool. Love the starting point you chose and where you took it in the end (and that you took it all the way to the point of discovery, which I don't see nearly often enough and I'm really craving lately). So there’s no reason why the realization that they can’t should hurt so much is a killer line, really got to me. And the very last line, too, of course, with its extra dark little chill. Terrific.
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#5 I adore this one. Daniel-shaped loneliness Oooh, that hurt so good!
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yeah, 5 is a kick in the ol' angst. :-(
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#5 Didn't expect Kelowna, very original. Totally Jack-think with the 'revenge' thoughts.
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That is an awesome detail to throw in and totally makes that little bit. :)
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Granted, he was an asshole back then. Jack, that was, not Daniel, though back then he'd thought that Daniel was just about the biggest asshole on the planet. Possibly on any planet; hey, they had a Stargate now, there were a lot more possibilities. But he remembered thinking very clearly that arguments with girls were so very much easier to win. All you did was just make some flippant remark about it being that time of the month already, huh? and then anything she said was obviously influenced by her hormones, and you were the winner by default. It would have been so much easier.
He'd actually forgotten about it until he met Carter. After that he tried to forget it again, because really, how much more of an asshole could he possibly have been?
2. Jack wished Daniel was a girl the first time he caught himself staring.
It wasn't on a mission, thank God, because now that would have been inappropriate, but it was in Daniel's office, on base. Jack had stopped by to invite him ( ... )
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I especially loved number 4:
To know how it felt to pee, to have sex, to have an orgasm ... to see whether military men treated him differently if he came in a different package ... firsthand understanding of how distribution of body mass affected movement, whether fine motor skills felt any different ... at least a month to find out whether or not the whole hormone thing was a crock.
-and would worship you forever if you actually wrote the story where that happened. Please?
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"What's wrong with your face?" Daniel said.
Oh, my. I laughed and laughed.
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and made it to oh, man, that's a foreskin LOL *wheeze* LOL
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Pairing: Jack/Daniel. Slash
Rating: Written for readers 14 and older.
Five times Jack wishes Daniel's a girl.
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all the way to the point of discovery, which I don't see nearly often enough
Oh, yes. I would love to see some really good long, plotty discovery fic.
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