Six! foods members of SG-1 can't stand, part 2fyereFebruary 3 2009, 18:27:41 UTC
4. Jack isn't generally picky about food, but there's one exception to that rule. His dislike of yogurt is well-known. He doesn't know exactly why he hates it - it's not like there are any terrifying yogurt-related incidents in his past that have scarred him forever - it's just that it's so gloopy. It's like ice cream that's refused to just suck it up and be a man. It's like someone's milk went bad in the fridge once, and instead of throwing it out they decided to puree it with fruit and market it to an unsuspecting public and it somehow became a hit. A waste of perfectly good berries, if you ask Jack.
And no, Doctor High-Cholesterol, freezing it does not make it 'just like ice cream'. Lies. All lies.
5. Cameron can't eat pork, ham, bacon, sausage - anything from a pig. And not because he doesn't like the taste. He doesn't even remember what it tastes like, exactly. He does, however, have a traumatic pig-related memory that has scarred him for life
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Re: Six! foods members of SG-1 can't stand, part 2thothmesFebruary 3 2009, 22:40:33 UTC
These all seem very in character. The voices are there, like Jack thinking that the yogurt was like ice cream that couldn't suck it up, and the berries serving to exacerbate the flavor for Teal'c.
I can relate to poor Cam, because when I was seven I visited my stepfather's village in Palestine, and they brought out a goat.
"This is for you," they said.
They meant "in honor of you" because the next thing they did was hold its head firmly and slit its throat. So much for the start on the petting zoo that my little seven year-old imagination had just conjured up.
Cam's a better man than I, though, since I ate the goat that night, and the chicken and lamb in the days to come.
But I was squicked by the image. Very squicked. It just no longer looked suspect by the time it was cooked and made the table.
Re: Six! foods members of SG-1 can't stand, part 2fyereFebruary 3 2009, 23:11:05 UTC
i love #4! It's like ice cream that's refused to just suck it up and be a man. LOL!
And no, Doctor High-Cholesterol, freezing it does not make it 'just like ice cream'. Lies. All lies. so true. i don't mind yogurt, but freezing it & trying to pass it off is an ice cream alternative is a deal-breaker
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And no, Doctor High-Cholesterol, freezing it does not make it 'just like ice cream'. Lies. All lies.
5. Cameron can't eat pork, ham, bacon, sausage - anything from a pig. And not because he doesn't like the taste. He doesn't even remember what it tastes like, exactly. He does, however, have a traumatic pig-related memory that has scarred him for life ( ... )
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I can relate to poor Cam, because when I was seven I visited my stepfather's village in Palestine, and they brought out a goat.
"This is for you," they said.
They meant "in honor of you" because the next thing they did was hold its head firmly and slit its throat. So much for the start on the petting zoo that my little seven year-old imagination had just conjured up.
Cam's a better man than I, though, since I ate the goat that night, and the chicken and lamb in the days to come.
But I was squicked by the image. Very squicked. It just no longer looked suspect by the time it was cooked and made the table.
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And no, Doctor High-Cholesterol, freezing it does not make it 'just like ice cream'. Lies. All lies.
so true. i don't mind yogurt, but freezing it & trying to pass it off is an ice cream alternative is a deal-breaker
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I remember being at camp with a girl who lived on a farm. I didn't eat eggs and she wouldn't eat bacon for reasons similar to Cam's, so we'd swap.
*snickers at the Jaffa version of a PBJ*
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