Five emails Jack sent, with Sam's responses as a bonus.lilyleia78December 27 2008, 02:00:26 UTC
1. Carter, we need to talk. Can I get some face time soon? 2. What internet photos? 3. What happened to the plan to pretend that never happened? I liked that plan. Let's go back to the plan. That's an order. Speaking of naked men, I’m gay. 4. Speaking more specifically of naked men draped in the flag, I’m with Daniel. 5. We’re retiring. We’re still arguing about where we’re retiring to, my vote is Minnesota. You can probably guess where Daniel wants to go.
Responses 1. Is this about those internet photos? 2. I only had the camera with me for scientific purposes! I didn’t even take it into the conference room. 3. No shit. Er, I mean, really? That is a total shock, sir. For someone who missed you masturbating a flagpole while ogling the flag's new home. 4. ‘Bout Time! Oh, I mean, I never saw that one coming. I’m so happy for you both. 5. Tell Daniel I’ll keep an eye out for a nice ocean side apartment with some privacy. See you soon!
Five emails General O'Neill sends to Colonel Carter in the earth-to-Atlantis databurst.sidljJanuary 3 2009, 23:24:06 UTC
How’s it going? You’re missed here. Vala apparently sends her love (which would kinda scare me if I were you. Which I am not.) I’m sure you’re doing a great job. When in doubt, just ask yourself: What would General O’Neill do? And then, toot sweet, do the opposite. You’ll be fine. I have faith. Also? Chewing gum stuck to the sole of my shiny shoe. Am circulating memo throughout the Pentagon regarding proper disposal of any and all gum and gum-like items
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Re: Five emails General O'Neill sends to Colonel Carter in the earth-to-Atlantis databurst.zats_clearJanuary 5 2009, 15:36:44 UTC
Chewing gum stuck to the sole of my shiny shoe. Am circulating memo throughout the Pentagon regarding proper disposal of any and all gum and gum-like items.
Aaw, does he really think he's not that obvious? Almost as cute as Daniel's smokescreen,lol. Always wondered why Sam didn't just bang their heads together.
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2. What internet photos?
3. What happened to the plan to pretend that never happened? I liked that plan. Let's go back to the plan. That's an order. Speaking of naked men, I’m gay.
4. Speaking more specifically of naked men draped in the flag, I’m with Daniel.
5. We’re retiring. We’re still arguing about where we’re retiring to, my vote is Minnesota. You can probably guess where Daniel wants to go.
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1. Is this about those internet photos?
2. I only had the camera with me for scientific purposes! I didn’t even take it into the conference room.
3. No shit. Er, I mean, really? That is a total shock, sir. For someone who missed you masturbating a flagpole while ogling the flag's new home.
4. ‘Bout Time! Oh, I mean, I never saw that one coming. I’m so happy for you both.
5. Tell Daniel I’ll keep an eye out for a nice ocean side apartment with some privacy. See you soon!
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*hugs Sam-the-slasher*
Of course she takes Daniel's side! He's her Wonder Twin! :-)
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You have her down perfectly!!!...
Deeds xx
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Oh, I love the pictures you described! CSI:CS, evil!Teal'c. And the last one best of all, yup!
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Deeds xx
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You have NO IDEA how possible that scenerio IS!
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