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002. VOICE -- TEXT

May 27, 2009 18:23

So it seems that I wasn't left out of this... what I can only describe as a ridiculous mess. My lapse in communication can be blamed on the fact that I've been hesitant to leave my back turned for even a moment. As I'm sure you can guess, there is a new resident in this apartment ( Read more... )

bandits!, oh shou-chan, what kind of poke'mon are you

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voice tridented May 28 2009, 03:24:37 UTC

Give it a chew toy.

voice sfortunato May 28 2009, 03:35:12 UTC

[ oh god, it's that creepy voice again. ]

I'm not so sure that would suffice, considering it's chewing through the walls as I speak.

voice tridented May 28 2009, 03:37:56 UTC

[ what- how cruel ]

Food?

voice sfortunato May 28 2009, 03:42:24 UTC

[ don't you feign innocence! ]

Gone.

Even the garbage.

voice tridented May 28 2009, 03:46:27 UTC

[ am the very epitome of innocence!! no need to feign. ]

What next? The very clothes off your back?

voice sfortunato May 28 2009, 03:50:25 UTC

[ oh, that's right. how could I have forgotten. 8| ]

Aa - let's hope it doesn't come to that.

voice tridented May 28 2009, 03:56:25 UTC

[ getting old, there. (: ]

You might have to resort to wearing curtains.

voice sfortunato May 28 2009, 04:08:32 UTC

[ so one can get AARP discounts at the age of twenty-four? that's good news. ]

... Perhaps I should make another attempt to trap it.

voice tridented May 28 2009, 04:13:16 UTC

[ it's the upside. ]

Oh?

voice sfortunato May 28 2009, 04:21:12 UTC

[ from here on out it's all applesauce and bingo. ]

In something it can't chew its way out of, anyway.

... I don't suppose you're having any difficulty?

voice tridented May 28 2009, 04:41:41 UTC

[ don't forget the rocking chair on the porch. ]

Not particularly.

voice sfortunato May 28 2009, 04:45:38 UTC

[ get off my laaaawn. ]

For some reason, that isn't surprising.

voice tridented May 28 2009, 04:53:05 UTC

[ never.

/gay lotuses all over that lawn. ]

Is that so?

voice sfortunato May 28 2009, 05:11:34 UTC

[ that's it, I'm calling the cops. get the hell away from my prize winning rose bushes. :I ]

Right.

voice tridented May 28 2009, 05:19:19 UTC

[ it's okay, i've got connections. ]

Try a little classical music.

voice sfortunato May 28 2009, 05:33:15 UTC

-- Aa.

Might as well. I've tried everything else.

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