Signs It's Time to Work Out

[sfida]

At work, this happened:

Scene: Two men and one woman are having a conversation. The two men are at their desks, and the woman is standing a couple of feet away. Your humble author takes his place in the scene, standing more or less between the two desks, the only available space.

Woman: "What'cha lookin' at, [Man 1]?"
Man 1: "Sfida's ass... Kinda

Comments

[cyrian]

I've always been intensely curious about your ass.

[sfida]

...I'm not entirely sure how to take that. Ah, thanks? About what particular aspect are you curious?

[rudebehavior]

Hmn. I've always tended to have the opposite problem.

Nothing wrong with asslessness. And make the engineer that noticed buy you lunch or something. You ain't giving no free show.

[sfida]

Girl, there ain't nothin' wrong with an ass that fills out your pants. I'm sure Q appreciates it.

That last line: you sounded just like the woman who was in this conversation. You'd fit right in at our workplace.

...Ok, no you wouldn't, but neither do I, really. You'd never be bored, that's for sure.

[momochan_dayo]

hmm. I'm of the opinion. Men should have a flat ass. It's rather disturbing to see a man with a plump butt. One of my prof's during undergrad had a butt like a woman, or at least definitely a profile from the side...we never stopped joking about it.

[cyrian]

I think what he means is the difference between the ass of your jeans having a definite tight ass shape or kinda just hanging there

[sfida]

He couldn't really tell that. My pants aren't that tight.

Well, not the ones I wear to work, anyway.

[sfida]

Really? Every woman I've ever talked to about it before said that they like a man to have a firm, rather full, ass. You're the first dissenting voice I've heard.