Sorry if I offended your fucking delicate sensibilities. Oh, and if you think I'm going to have a chat with your dad over bloody tea and biscuits, you probably deserve a nice little cell of your own.
What make you think I'm against you and Tosh? I love Tosh to bits. If she's happy, I'm happy. I'm her maid of honor. Which is embarassing. I won't be in a dress. But the point is, I wouldn't be her maid of honor if I was against it. The suit was going to be my wedding gift to you.
To: "Major Ianto D. Jones, BA., RM." i.d.jones@tw3.gov.uk From: "Cuddlybum" J.Harkness@tw3.gov.uk Subj: Re: General thoughts
I'm bored. Rearranging furniture and taking things out of boxes is boring. I took the liberty of 'editing' your underwear drawer; I think we'll both quite enjoy it this way. Lots more space, too.
I demand to be allowed into this hen night thing. You know the rules about orgies. Mostly, the rule where I'm allowed to any orgies you luck into, even if I only get to watch. Which I am totally capable of doing without
I think the party should be speakeasy themed! Everyone should dress like it's the 20s. And we should have lots of booze for everyone else so I can laugh at them when they get drunk. And then midway through, we should arrange for strippers dressed as cops to show up and not tell anyone.
I'm bored, did I mention that? Come home and get naked.
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Hen night?
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Yes.
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...For Tosh?
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Yes. I refuse to gossip any more than that.
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Sorry if I offended your fucking delicate sensibilities. Oh, and if you think I'm going to have a chat with your dad over bloody tea and biscuits, you probably deserve a nice little cell of your own.
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Owen,
I was going to have my dad make you a suit as he was a tailor. But if you'd prefer to pay the £300+, feel free.
PS. You're NOT delivering my child. I think it would be inappropriate.
-Ianto
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And inappropriate how?
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Owen,
What make you think I'm against you and Tosh? I love Tosh to bits. If she's happy, I'm happy. I'm her maid of honor. Which is embarassing. I won't be in a dress. But the point is, I wouldn't be her maid of honor if I was against it. The suit was going to be my wedding gift to you.
Just inappropriate.
-I
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From: "Cuddlybum" J.Harkness@tw3.gov.uk
Subj: Re: General thoughts
I'm bored. Rearranging furniture and taking things out of boxes is boring. I took the liberty of 'editing' your underwear drawer; I think we'll both quite enjoy it this way. Lots more space, too.
I demand to be allowed into this hen night thing. You know the rules about orgies. Mostly, the rule where I'm allowed to any orgies you luck into, even if I only get to watch. Which I am totally capable of doing without
I think the party should be speakeasy themed! Everyone should dress like it's the 20s. And we should have lots of booze for everyone else so I can laugh at them when they get drunk. And then midway through, we should arrange for strippers dressed as cops to show up and not tell anyone.
I'm bored, did I mention that? Come home and get naked.
-J.
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From: Major Ianto D. Jones, BA., RM." i.d.jones@tw3.gov.uk
Subj: Re: General thoughts
You ARE the devil, aren't you?
Love you anyway,
Ianto
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I see it's too late to suggest not pushing his buttons about that. You try being strangled. And being almost eaten alive doesn't count.
Just...don't go overboard on this hen night thing, okay?
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I have been.
Ha! Come on. It's going to be a PAR-TAY!
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Then don't push!
Fine, fine. I surrender to whatever you come up with, as long as I don't wake up naked next to somebody I don't know.
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How about waking up next to me? ;)
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