Comments | sexydecoy: (без темы)

sexydecoy

(Untitled)

Jul 05, 2006 00:52

( Read more... )

Comments 7

ninascatharsis July 5 2006, 04:55:50 UTC

this is hilarious. the website makes me laugh everytime.... i mean, who else hasnt thought about buying gallo's sperm for a million dollars?

sexydecoy July 5 2006, 05:03:11 UTC

I, Vincent Gallo, star of such classics as Buffalo 66 and The Brown Bunny have decided to make myself available to all women. All women who can afford me, that is. For the modest fee of $50,000 plus expenses, I can fulfill the wish, dream, or fantasy of any naturally born female. The fee covers one evening with Vincent Gallo. For those who wish to enjoy my company for a weekend, the fee is increased to a mere $100,000. Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused. However, I highly frown upon any male having even the slightest momentary thought or wish that they could ever become my client. No way Jose. However, female couples of the lesbian persuasion can enjoy a Vincent Gallo evening together for $100,000. $200,000 buys the lesbos a weekend. A weekend that will have them second-guessing.

If I ever win the lottery and had a sex change...

sexydecoy July 5 2006, 05:04:45 UTC

Oh snap, I just read the "naturally born" part.

( ... )

what a character! thewindisalady July 5 2006, 05:42:22 UTC

GAHHHHHH AHHH HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh man.

gallo

is

hilarious!

did our conversation provoke this?

Thread 5

iceshark182 July 5 2006, 18:19:04 UTC

Where's Ford and Carter?

sexydecoy July 5 2006, 18:49:23 UTC

Only good presidents!